"If it ain't Orphan's Own, don't crush an orphan with it!"
And just look what the people have to say...
"For us, it's always been orphan's own or nothing, it takes longer, sure, but we'd rather just let those sad little fucker's starve if we can't crush them with the best machine"
-Departing US Senator from Maine, Losin' Susan Collins
"Climate Pledge Arena" as an official name for a stadium sounds like a cruel joke
Maybe they pledged to increase it.
Would you believe they have obnoxiously bright lights on all night
Orphan's Own old timey orphan crushing machines.
"If it ain't Orphan's Own, don't crush an orphan with it!"
And just look what the people have to say...
-Departing US Senator from Maine, Losin' Susan Collins
Ironically, the public transit to the Crypto.com Arena is excellent.
"I pledge to make a pile of money so large it becomes impossible to climb-it"