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Many of us have heard the deprecating characterizations of many countries. Like Putin described the UK as an "insignificant little Island", and Russia has been characterized as a "mob run gas station" or Trump calling El Salvador, Haiti and African countries as "shithole countries".

Let's flip things around for a bit of fun. After a heavy night of drinking with your country's head of tourism, you have one shot to give your best self-depricating characterization of your country for a new border sign.

I'll go first:

Welcome to Canada - Enjoy world class sexual assault in sport -- Come and play!

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[-] Mr_Fish 40 points 14 hours ago

Good luck finding us on a world map. We're famous for two things: an adaptation of a British guy's books, and constantly trying to convince people that we do not want to fuck sheep while one of our banks goes and makes an ad campaign with a sheep that the internet decides is sexy.

You guys would have been fine if somebody had taught the bank about the Streisand effect.

[-] BlueEther@no.lastname.nz 32 points 14 hours ago

Welcome to New Zealand, just off the coast of best sporting nation in the world

[-] Fizz 15 points 14 hours ago

I kneel, this is excellent ragebait.

[-] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago

A sheep named Buck, no less. Careful not to typo it!

I can't fathom the design meetings and nobody bringing this up.

Incidentally, I moved to Auckland at the beginning of 2026, and I was startled by how many maps I started to see that didn't include New Zealand. There's an episode of Bluey where it seems intentional--they're doing a world map puzzle, and while Australia is there, they leave off the bottom-right puzzle piece that would've included NZ.

[-] GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca 1 points 7 hours ago

To quote Kill Bill, "My name is Buck..."

[-] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

Hey, don’t sell yourselves short… you’ve got the Haka and Flight of the Concords too

[-] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

I don't know if that's slogany enough for a "welcome to" sign. Also feel free to mention the country.

Also you remind me of a self deprecating joke a guy from Wales and Malta told me some time ago: How do you know a guy is from Malta? He's shagging a sheep. How do you know the sheep is from Wales? She pushes back while his hands are behind his head.

[-] NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 2 points 14 hours ago

I wasn't sure what country until you mentioned the bank. I heard about that all the way over here in Canada :)

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