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nutritional value of semen
To summarize: to meet all your nutritional needs with semen, you'd need about 400ml per day to get 2000 calories. That's between 80 and 130 normal human cumshots per day. However, if you were to go non-human, it might be different. A horse, for example, would only need 2 to 3 cumshots a day to fulfill your caloric needs.
However, you'll still need to supplement with some vitamins and minerals that aren't typically found in semen. The complete lack of fiber might also be an issue, so you'd probably want a fiber supplement as well.
I have a mixture of awe and concern from the depth of this information
Depth you say.
Maybe for the average person. Every time I cum, I produce a quart.
Sounds like that would make masturbation quite inconvenient.
"Man, I'm thirsty now. And I hate the hour-long cleaning!"
If you came into some kind of container, it wouldn't take an hour to clean... But it would still be inconvenient needing to then somehow dispose of all that jizz...
No, the pressure is just too high. Splashes everywhere
So your saying Glock can solve hunger?
Neither horses nor human men are 100% efficient at turning calories consumed into calories available for digestion in semen. For most circumstances, consuming vastly larger quantities of semen will increase, rather than decrease, the total number of calories needed for everyone to not starve to death.
Not exactly equivalently, a human centipede-esque ring of men continuously sucking each other off would starve eventually.
Sooo more horses?