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[-] zurohki@aussie.zone 166 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Your distro is crap, mine is awesome.

What distro do I use? I don't see how that's relevant. No, I don't need to know what you use either.

Edit: we all secretly know that Hannah Montana Linux is the best.

[-] redcalcium@lemmy.institute 64 points 2 years ago

Me with my freshly built LFS which can do nothing except booting to bash:

[-] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago

The highest os form. A bootloader for your shell

[-] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago
[-] drolex@sopuli.xyz 29 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Some people, many people, they say, you know a lot of people say it, they say that your distro is shit. Now, what, and you know it's true because a lot of people, the best people, they say that you have many driver incompatibilities. I know everything about drivers and it's true that your drivers, you know, they are shit too. I used to know Linus Torvalds, I didn't care for him, but he always said to me "you know drolex, zurohki's drivers, they are not compatible at all". And that's the truth. And your kernel is outdated. Absolutely obsolete. I know it, you know it. Now my distro, everyone knows, everybody says all the time, my distro is the best distro. The best experts, and I know a lot because I am the expert on distros, well, they all say my distro is the best no money can buy. It's absolutely true! And it has everything for the best distro: terminal commanding, crontabber, vim thingy, you can go ls and have all the information on the files. And even the folders. It's terrific. That's what a good distro is all about and a lot of people say my distro has it all.

[-] DanVctr@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 years ago

Never knew Trump was a Linux guy

[-] Petter1@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

Someone has to create the "stable genius Linux“

[-] drolex@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 years ago

It is the OS for absolute winners, after all

[-] bitKraken@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago

ah yes. I too use Linux Mine

[-] glasgitarrewelt@feddit.de 13 points 2 years ago

BTW I use not your fucking concern

[-] ricdeh@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

I use arch btw

[-] HKayn@dormi.zone 13 points 2 years ago

My distro goes to a different school

[-] euphoric_cat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 years ago

i use nyarch linux btw

[-] nogrub@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

reject os and return to entering machine code by hand

[-] staticblanket@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 years ago

That Hannah Montana Linux is art.

[-] teft@startrek.website 6 points 2 years ago

Pffft. We all know Red Star Linux is most glorious of free and open source software.

[-] cows_are_underrated@feddit.de 5 points 2 years ago

AmogOS is also good. For the masochist Debian based distro users you can also consider suicide Linux. https://github.com/tiagoad/suicide-linux

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It is true there is a Linux for everyone.

[-] mihnt@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

On your edit, that gives me horrible flashbacks to early 2k KDE. I'm ocularly offended.

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