Me with my freshly built LFS which can do nothing except booting to bash:

Some people, many people, they say, you know a lot of people say it, they say that your distro is shit. Now, what, and you know it's true because a lot of people, the best people, they say that you have many driver incompatibilities. I know everything about drivers and it's true that your drivers, you know, they are shit too. I used to know Linus Torvalds, I didn't care for him, but he always said to me "you know drolex, zurohki's drivers, they are not compatible at all". And that's the truth. And your kernel is outdated. Absolutely obsolete. I know it, you know it. Now my distro, everyone knows, everybody says all the time, my distro is the best distro. The best experts, and I know a lot because I am the expert on distros, well, they all say my distro is the best no money can buy. It's absolutely true! And it has everything for the best distro: terminal commanding, crontabber, vim thingy, you can go ls and have all the information on the files. And even the folders. It's terrific. That's what a good distro is all about and a lot of people say my distro has it all.

ah yes. I too use Linux Mine

BTW I use not your fucking concern

My distro goes to a different school

i use nyarch linux btw

reject os and return to entering machine code by hand

Pffft. We all know Red Star Linux is most glorious of free and open source software.

That Hannah Montana Linux is art.

AmogOS is also good. For the masochist Debian based distro users you can also consider suicide Linux. https://github.com/tiagoad/suicide-linux

On your edit, that gives me horrible flashbacks to early 2k KDE. I'm ocularly offended.

It is true there is a Linux for everyone.

To be fair, he IS too good for a free banana!

I like to think both the crayfish are newbies

Facebook scraped your private photos "by accident". Oops.

I downvoted :)

Yeah, snap me daddy

I appreciate your sacrifice!

I mean you're probably not wrong?

I'll never be super interested in the LTS stuff. I love poking the "cutting" (but not bleeding) edge stuff. I don't mind reinstalling now and then if things go south in a big way

I prefer Debian-testing

why not yocto?

You just made an enemy for life!

What did you just say about my mother?

yeah, and not even limited to just linux, I hate those kinds of people

What makes linux cool is that there are alternatives for literally anything. The fact that there is a constant debate going and people using all sorts of implementations just means that less of the system becomes a black box and more people are actually looking at and eventually working on the code. This keeps the system alive, and means it hasn't ended up with some rotten filesystem like NTFS or a shitty Registry configuration system like windows.

The most popular distro on distrowatch is MX Linux which uses initV but has ability to run systemd services - but however, initV became 10x faster and more usable because of rewrites that were sparked by the systemd debate.

This is literally pure nerd rage energy being turned into amazing code, and it's beautiful.