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You literally run across the first two and jump, wtf ๐
I take it you weren't 10 years old in 1987.
There's always that one sibling that you pass the controller to, who can easily do the thing, like it's nothing, and you have been trying for hours. Also, I was born 1977 too! We had an Atari, tho. I spent full days on that thing trying to get that big block of attacking aliens down to none.
I WAS THAT SIBLING
I remember my mind was blown when my cousin born in 75 knew all the secrets on the first level of Super Mario Bros
Hey man, that's one of your secret superpowers!
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I was that kid in my small town. I made most of my friends because I was the kid known to be able to get past all the toughest shit on Nintendo ๐คฃ
You were the superstar cool kid! I bet you're just as cool, now bud.
Dayum, how're ur grandchildren doing?
Pipe in the way though
You run from the exact position Mario is standing in the pic
you just walk over it?
Run then jump at the second edge