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A definitive list of woke and non-woke foods (thespinoff.co.nz)

submitted 6 months ago by BalpeenHammer to c/newzealand

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Please keep this handy for when Seymour starts coming after parents who feed their kids Quinoa and hummus charging them with child abuse.

Remember folks. Only feed your kids high carb, high fat, fried, nutritionally empty foods.

Also of course no vegetables of any sort.

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[–] dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Cheddar cheese is woke?

[–] Dave 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

In NZ we have names for cheddar based on age.

Cheese, colby, edam, mild, tasty = NOT WOKE

In this list, mild and tasty are both cheddar. In the UK tasty may be called "sharp", though in NZ you can get a pretty wide range of sharpness between brands all labeled as "tasty".

[–] dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 6 months ago

Tasty... cheese.

Suggesting perhaps that all other varients are not tasty?