"Kill two birds with one stone" - brutal, horrible, why would you do that?

"Feed two birds with one feeder" - adorable, generous, kind, loves wildlife, so smart and probably super pretty too I bet

"Not her. My pronouns are they them"

Cool. I'll tell my dad this movie is out so him and his 60 year old friends can laugh about how their grandparents would think that's hilarious.

This movie is so outdated that museums are bidding for it.

Seriously, how do you put out a 90-year old movie in 2026 and how much effort did it take to colorize this?

I literally, and this is true, live next to the graveyard where my great-grandparents are buried. I played this trailer by their graves. They rose from their graves and said "It's alright but it's a little before my time"

You are old. You are old and embarassing and you need to stop embarassing yourself whoever you are who wrote this. Just retire. You have done enough.

(And no, it wasn't funny 90 years ago either)

https://youtu.be/Zszr3BTpqPE?is=BGEdQlyBrjaqqlIv

UPDATE: This meme has been self-fulfilling because I got home this morning to find the cat in question doing the deed with four male cats in broad daylight in the middle of my yard (the original post was triggered quite innocently by her "bonding" with a cat that wasn't her male bff)

I DID NOT KNOW that they all do it the same day! What the fuck. I figured it happens over the course of the whole spring or something

Gross.

Not kink-shaming but wtf cats! Where's this behavior coming from? 😂 I thought y'all were just innocent adorable furballs

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have about a dozen strays to catch and take to the vet. No joke.

FURTHER UPDATE: It's been 3 hours. The same four cats have returned and are watching the girl one eat. What the fuck is going on?! [ shaking and crying in a corner ] I don't want cats anymore I don't want cats anymore I don't want cats anymore I don't want cats anymore I don't want cats anymore. I chased them away. Forget it. It's 3:30pm. They can go somewhere else or at least wait for dark. I don't want my neighbors to see a cat orgy in my front yard 🫣🫣🫣

Total badass superhero pose right there

Went into loaf mode three seconds later haha

Her name is Cadette, she's a stray, she sleeps in my attic and she's still getting used to being pet

The guy in the foreground is Buddy. He's more domesticated

I began reading about rabies after I noticed one of the local cats behaving somewhat oddly and aggressively and ended up learning that my odds of catching it from a wild animal while hiking are lower than I previously believed.

There is one part of the article that I disagree with and it's right at the top: "But what if the animals you need to vaccinate are wild raccoons roaming through forests, or foxes living in the mountains? You can’t exactly call them into an office for an appointment."

I mean, have you tried? Maybe leave a message with their assistant? They're always busy when I see them.

-5°C (feels like -12°C) with 30km/h wind

Expecting -11°C tomorrow

This little guy is feral. I had to squat in the cold for 10 minutes like a wildlife photographer to take this photo. He's super afraid of people

He left well-fed. He's visited a few more times since.

...but they hide so well