The sailors jumping overboad will give it away.

Everyone gangsta until you show up to pay your mortgage with a Tommy gun.

To be completely honest, I prefer that this cat was let out, because while it was in the house, it had the habit of standing in front of the freshly filled food bowl and meowing for more food.

How would a snail wear trousers?

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The UK is like the EU's cat. Incessantly meowing at the door to be let out, only to go back to meowing at the other side of the door to be let back in the very moment it actually is let out.

I’d sure hope it’s will be finished after Trump’s term so the can reconsider the name.

I don't think Trump's term will end in any other way than by his death, regardless of when that will happen, and then his successors will either name it after him in his memory, or will name it after themselves. So instead of Fort Trump, we might be getting a "J.D. Vance army barracks and couch emporium", or, if the succession goes more the way of a hereditary monarchy, it'll still be named after a Trump, just a different one.

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He will be supervising the operation, but he is a very busy man.

German CEOs outsourcing production to China in order to increase their profits ate what was left of Germany's lunch long ago.

[-] trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 days ago

Fort Trump, to be commanded by Maj. Embarrassment.

[-] trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works 19 points 3 days ago

If history should have taught us anything, then that appeasement of imperialist fascist dictators doesn't work.

[-] trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

More like a lukewarm war, because the cold war was more of a heavily armed staring contest, while currently, at least one side is conducting actual (mostly sabotage) operations against the other.

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The RES PVBLICA might be gone, but its legacy lives on

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That does it, get the constable!

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Get the taste of an exclusive cruise right at home!

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Near the River Elbe in the Schleswig-Holstein region of Germany, there happens to be a tiny village named "Grönland", which by coincidence, also is the German name for Greenland. According to this article in the German equivalent to The Onion, someone in the Pentagon got a little confused about that and sent an aircraft carrier on a top secret mission.

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Niels Bohr famously dissolved the medal he got for his Nobel Price for chemistry in acid when the Nazis invaded his home country of Denmark, to prevent it from falling into the Nazis' hands.

Unlike him, the most recent recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize of all things, who shall not be named here, because she doesn't deserve being named, handed her medal to a deranged megalomaniac and fascist wannabe dictator.

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Niels Bohr famously dissolved the medal he got for his Nobel Price for chemistry in acid when the Nazis invaded his home country of Denmark, to prevent it from falling into the Nazis' hands.

Unlike him, the most recent recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize of all things, who shall not be named here, because she doesn't deserve being named, handed her medal to a deranged megalomaniac and fascist wannabe dictator.

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Dieses, liebe Zuhausis, ist warum wir in diesem Land keine schönen Dinge haben können. Denn sobald jemand ein schönes Ding hat, kommen sofort Horden von Bürokraten und Juristen und veranstalten solange bürokratischen und juristischen Scheißdreck, bis es kaputt ist.

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