Well, I'm not going to not daydream that maybe my little piece of parmesean came from one of those wheels. That's a lot of cheese - it's not like they're going to just throw that out.

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[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Time to buy some swiss cheese

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[–] DeathbringerThoctar@lemmy.world 88 points 2 months ago

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 75 points 2 months ago

So the money of Big Parma is behind her

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 73 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why does the website have this section? I am dying of laughter.

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[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 51 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Average vegetarian

[–] KickMeElmo@sopuli.xyz 20 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Guilty as charged. I would absolutely devour that wheel.

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[–] mlfh@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I was sad to learn Parmesan isn't vegetarian :(

[–] Isoprenoid@programming.dev 23 points 2 months ago (5 children)

I was wondering why:

Calf rennet is used, which comes from the stomach of slaughtered calves.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rennet

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[–] psmgx@lemmy.world 39 points 2 months ago

As a man of Italian heritage, I find this incredibly appealing on several levels

[–] Nastybutler@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They'd make all their money back if they auctioned off those particular wheels

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[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago (9 children)

America: I'm sponsored by soulless corporate conglomerates.

Italy: I'm sponsored by cheese!

America: tears up and salutes Italy

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[–] riskable@programming.dev 29 points 2 months ago

If I were parmesan I'd sponsor her too. She's the wheel deal.

[–] x0x7@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago

That's going to get sold on the internet.

[–] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 2 months ago

Oh to be a wheel of cheese in the embrace of an Olympic gymnast. Sigh Some dreams will never come true.

[–] kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How do I get sponsored by cheese? urgent

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Are you a beautiful Italian gymnast skilled enough to become an olympian?

[–] kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 22 points 2 months ago (2 children)

no but i can eat a whole box of kraft mac n cheese in one sitting if i try rly hard

[–] kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 12 points 2 months ago (4 children)

can olympians do that? i’ve never seen any of them do it so i will assume not.

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[–] TheTetrapod@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Did you know those wheels sweat oil? I hope they were wiped down before. And after, I guess.

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[–] Beaver@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 months ago

Vegans: I’m not impressed.

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (10 children)

I'll pay extra for that third wheel.

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[–] klemptor@startrek.website 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I think I wanna be her when I grow up.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (5 children)

She's 21. I wanna be her and ungrow down. :(

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[–] Corno@lemm.ee 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You can't disabrie that she's gouda make a lot of money from this.

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[–] Moorcroftia@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Has reality got so bad that it is now aping Ai?

[–] just_another_person@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Big Parmesan is really getting their hooks into everything these days.

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[–] rekorse@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

I'd eat that cheese and I'm vegan.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Shit, I should've become a gymnast...

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Please tell me this means cheese rolling will become a new Olympic sport!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cooper%27s_Hill_Cheese-Rolling_and_Wake

Oh yes there absolutely is video if you're curious.

[–] verdantbanana@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

cheese has never looked so good before

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

I approve this message.

[–] masquenox@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Eh, I prefer Irish white cheddars myself. But, on the whole, cheese is probably one of the less-evil things out there doing sponsorships.

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

she cute

[–] WhyFlip@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

She's the wheel deal!

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