Her shit is totally wrecked and doesn't function anymore without a jackhammer. Except like everything on the internet, it isn't real.

Playing cuntry on the clitar

Yeah but I have this microbullet I get addicted to as well. Both are good but there is something cozy about acoustic pussy.

I've definitely interacted with some genitals that needed a manual

If you're open about your own sexuality, this is just a funny story. They share a fun fact about a common experience, the idea being that a majority of the audience is familiar with masturbation and can therefore relate to the frustration of not achieving the experience they initially envisioned.

Coming up with the pun of acoustic pussy is just a witty remark they deemed clever enough to add it to the story.

I thought it was funny

I think women should share more stuff like this. Men on the internet have entire second languages for every part of their lived experience- I'd love if we could have the same openness about what women are dealing with.

Like when Bachelor Frog was huge, then Bachelorette Frog happened.

Be ratchet.