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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by LallyLuckFarm@beehaw.org to c/humor@beehaw.org
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Hey folks! I am at the hospital with my wife waiting for our child to be born and my wife would like memes. Lots of memes. Stupid ones, funny ones, all manner of memes to distract her and produce happy hormones in her brain. Puns and dad jokes are also very welcome

ETA: seriously, thank you everyone! She's gotten some really hearty chuckles out of this and it's definitely helped keep her mood afloat.

ETA2: y'all are the best, li'l Juniper Mayhem joined us after 24 hours of labor and our sanity would have been in tatters if it weren't for all of you bee heart emoji

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[–] LallyLuckFarm@beehaw.org 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Getting this party started:

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 8 points 2 months ago

Love it!

[–] theangriestbird@beehaw.org 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Good luck with your little one!

[–] ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one 8 points 2 months ago

'Oi bruv, moo innit' makes me giggle every time

[–] Butterbee@beehaw.org 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Good luck!

[–] Butterbee@beehaw.org 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

[–] Butterbee@beehaw.org 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

[–] Butterbee@beehaw.org 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

[–] Butterbee@beehaw.org 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

[–] theangriestbird@beehaw.org 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Butterbee where are you in the Jokes and Humor sub. These are great!

[–] Butterbee@beehaw.org 7 points 2 months ago

lol thanks, these are just some memes me and friends have collected in discord over the years haha. I'd put more but it's giving me errors now

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

[–] Kovukono@pawb.social 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

This one is long, so here's just a link to it

[–] LallyLuckFarm@beehaw.org 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That last one, my gosh. Let me tell you about the first time I ate a burrito up here in New England... They gave it to me on a plate. With silverware. And the sauce and cheese on the gd outside.

5 out of 7, perfect comment

[–] Vodulas@beehaw.org 5 points 2 months ago

We call that smothered here on the west coast, but you have to request it.

[–] storksforlegs@beehaw.org 8 points 2 months ago

[–] Vodulas@beehaw.org 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

[–] redriptide@beehaw.org 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Congrats to you and your wife! I’ve never commented with an image so I hope I’m doing this right:

an image of bees watching a dancing bee with the words "this could have been an email" imposed over it

[–] Celestial6370@programming.dev 8 points 2 months ago

[–] mars_hardcore@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 months ago

[–] Diobhal@ttrpg.network 7 points 2 months ago

Congratulations! You'll both do incredible!

[–] enbee@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 months ago

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 6 points 2 months ago

You know what they call a guy with no shins?

Tony.

[–] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 4 points 2 months ago

Baby Names...

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 3 points 2 months ago
[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 3 points 2 months ago
[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 3 points 2 months ago