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[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 56 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I feel like not many people under the age of 30 will get this. I think I may have even forgotten to force my own kids to watch it.

[–] Venator 3 points 1 day ago

I'm over 30 and was only vaguely aware of it because it was mentioned once in a youtube video.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I don't know much about it anymore, but I remember some shady guys with a giant gold disk. Maybe it was a follow-up of the original.

Edit: Found it, it was the 4th film of the franchise.

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[–] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I’m in my early 20s and I have this super vague memory of a beetle car being sentient. The only scene I remember is it spraying oil cus it didn’t like someone or something like that

Am I thinking of the right movie

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 days ago

Most likely you are, but there were like 4 original movies, and then Lindsay Lohan did a remake around 2005 that i forgot existed, so you might be thinking of that one.

Just researched it up. The first Herbie movie (which was a huge hit and awesome) came out in 1968. Then there were like 3 more up to 1980, then a bad made for TV movie in 1997, and the Lohans pretty bad one in 2005.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah more trustworthy, until it’s mating season.

Maybe this one is better, has great security features I’ve heard

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 37 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I don't think I need to say much else here.

However, this probably does.

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Calling KITT self driving is like calling a modern smartphone a phone. It's a super computer AI on wheels, where Herby was just cursed

[–] vithigar@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago

KITT is self driving in the same way that people are self walking.

[–] uid0gid0@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I got a GPS that speaks with KITT's voice, and my name is the same as the character's (along with about half the male population lol)

[–] tee9000@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Old looking shit with modern interior should actually happen

[–] IMALlama@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

The challenger/mustang/camaro pulled this off fairly well for a while. There have been others, like the Thunderbird, but they never sold well.

These days, if it's not a crossover it seems like no one will buy it. I am blissfully unaware of interesting looking old SUVs, but surely one is out there. Maybe the bronco qualifies? Too bad it's suffering from size and price inflation.

[–] beansbeansbeans@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The only self driving car that can be trusted.

[–] Lighttrails@sh.itjust.works 36 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Idk man Herbie had some serious attitude. Feisty lil bug

I mean, look how bad he fucked up Lindsay Lohan.

[–] beansbeansbeans@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Feisty, sure, but that's his style. He's the love bug, unlike Horace.

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago (10 children)

NGL if VW made modernized versions of their classic cars (ie: newer interior, classic looking exterior, maybe w/o all the stainless steel) I would be all over it

[–] thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

To borrow Jeremy Clarkson’s joke - VAG do still also make the Porsche 911!

[–] kellyaster@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This threw me off for a hot minute. I used to know a guy who went by the nickname "Vag" (with a hard "g"), so when I read this, I thought to myself, "Vag! I wonder how Vag is doing?" But you're talking about VAG, not Vag. Now I'm just trying to cram as much vag as I can into this paragraph. So much vag. Vag vag vag. Thank you.

[–] thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Hmm, I don’t know… I think it needs more VAG-bell.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Mexico still makes the classic beetle. Not sure about the minibus. I see a lot of them, but those may be actual antiques.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They stopped making the original in 2003 and all models in 2019.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Well that sucks :(

[–] fl42v@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago

It'd likely be yet another instance of spyware on wheels, tho

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[–] 10_0@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

No, it's Ocho!

The number of people who will get the reference can be counted on one hand, probably.

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Fuck, I don't wanna marry! I just wanna fuck around. I'm already married, what, who's this thing wanting to marry this time?

[–] Mercuri@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Loved all those movies when I was a kid. 5+3=8...I'll call you Ocho! (This memory is decades old and is probably not 100% accurate)

[–] yeather@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

Good movie, solid 10/10

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 days ago

groan there's STIGs for cars now?

(STIG: Secure Technical Implementation Guide)

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 8 points 2 days ago

Oh god! Herbie! I thought you were all forgotten!

[–] Diurnambule@jlai.lu 4 points 2 days ago

Because or thanks to you we watch the First film this evening

[–] konalt@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A Volkswagen with a mind of its own!

[–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

It can lie about it's own emissions levels!

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

It works fine for a while, but eventually it Goes Bananas.

[–] MrGerrit@feddit.nl 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I want a K.I.T.T. car from the knight rider show.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It is shipped with a fullsize lifeguard from Baywatch if you need one.

[–] MrGerrit@feddit.nl 3 points 2 days ago

Alright, if it's been looking for Freedom for so long, I'll be happy to take him.

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 10 points 2 days ago

🎶 the love bug is a little old car that we can ride together 🎵

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What kind of kit does it come with? I like mine Fully Loaded.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

No, KITT was a Pontiac.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

When they announce a self driving Plymouth Fury, I'm out.

[–] buzz86us@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Why? At least that one can heal itself.

[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Don't trust it, it got Lindsay Lohan on drugs!

Nah, you're thinking of the 2005 model year. This 1969 model is perfect.

[–] MrSebSin@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

I’ll buy a Herbie all day long!!!

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