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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 149 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not only that, he's also planning to meet with each and every supporter one on one. You should just walk right up to him and give him a hug.

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 51 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Give his big titties a squeeze for me too

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And when you're a MAGA, he lets you do it! You can do anything!

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can I grab him by his bussy?

[–] UnmetPlayer@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

At this point, it would be rude not to!

[–] M1nds3nd@lemmy.ca 87 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Maybe trump can actually be pressured to do this like Joel Osteen. Ah who am I kidding. The only reason it worked with Joel is he pretends to be a man of God.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] M1nds3nd@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He has seen the light! I would say this puts him on par with the mega church preachers as far as holiness goes. What a joke.

[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do you know it’s not a joke? Those Bibles are made in China.

[–] M1nds3nd@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It just keeps getting better! Next you're gonna tell me they're trying to make it so Mr. Trump's Bibles replace all textbooks in our schools.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

^Oklahoma enters the chat.

[–] officermike@lemmy.world 61 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Mar-a-Lago was built in the 1920s, predating post-Andrew Miami-Dade building code. Given Trump's ownership of it since '85, I wouldn't count on it having been updated for modern roofing code. Lucky for him, the area's only expecting 26 mph winds tomorrow, but I wouldn't count on the property surviving a direct hit from a major hurricane. Definitely wouldn't choose to shelter in it.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 49 points 1 month ago (3 children)

the area’s only expecting 26 mph winds tomorrow

Kamala's still figuring out how to aim the hurricanes properly.

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 month ago

Maybe trump will loan her his sharpie

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Bloody Democrats can never do anything right!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Grab her by the laser.

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wouldn't count on it having been updated for modern roofing code.

Except that he actually lives there, which means that the person he cares about most in the world lives there. He has to protect that guy at all costs.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not to mention if it has insurance, which is likely required for the business, the insurance requires roofs and everything else to have higher wind tolerances than most of the country. 180 mph tolerance have to wrap the coast of Miami if I remember. 150 for inland places like Orlando

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I mean, yes, but...come on, of course he's committed insurance fraud.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Sounds like a feature, not a bug

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 61 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Trump raised money by offering the winner a chance to have dinner with him at the White House.

Somehow, no actual winners ended up dining with Cadet Bonespurs.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago (2 children)

He said a chance, not that it would actually happen!

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago

And my axe!

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

partly cloudy with chances of golden shower

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Remember; bow often. Only speak when he takes a breath. A lot of people, more and more, find noseplugs useful.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Tiger balm on the upper lip will cause temporary nose blindness

Bring lots.

[–] xantoxis@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They're gonna shoot people trying to come in, aren't they

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Of course not. Why would you think that...

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 17 points 1 month ago

This has me wondering why the name hasn't been changed to MAGAlago yet

[–] LEDZeppelin@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

How stupid you have to be to believe that to be true

Stupid enough to vote for him, too?

[–] positiveWHAT@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

At least at MAGA redcap level.

[–] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

He's gonna charge them. Guaranteed.

[–] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Maybe share some state secrets?

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

The entirety of staten Island trying to claim sanctuary lol

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Trump.....only the hotties with big big titties please!

Not you! Not you! You come in! Not you....

You come in! Not you!

Tampa Bay will once again be the place where we'll find hotties! We will keep them safe for you! They will be very safely here...you big guy! Why are you crying?... that's my wife!...it's okay, we'll keep her safe here..