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It rolls up into the other side of the cassette. Just flip it over.
I thought the sentense was going to lead to something like "It rolls up into the other 8 inaccessibly tiny dimensions of our space."
I love your oldschool explanation though!
The best and the worst go straight to your brain and live there rent free.
Unfortunately, nobody has figured out how toget rid of the bad songs that drown out the good ones.
oh when will they ever learn? oh when will they... ever learn
After you listen to a song, the secret police from the RIAA come and lock it up in a small, dank cell given minimal sustenance, until the next time they can send it to some seedy hotel, suburban home, or automobile, to turn a trick and make them some more money, like some sort of whoo-re for the ears.
Where does the light go when you flip the switch?
Check your fridge.
As the waves from ocean, the music crashes on the beaches in your ears
And slowly erodes it.
Like sand through your beer glass, these are the waves of our lives
It stays in our brain and we subconsciously put it into new music years later, thereby keeping the industry’s corporate lawyers in cocaine for future decades to come.
I was into neural net plagiarism before it was cool!
You absorb it into your soul and it changes you irreversibly forever.
It goes into your memory. That's why you can remember a song that you heard before.
That’s why music works at all.
The Langoliers eat it.
Heat. Everything ends up as heat.
Until the day that even heat dies.
Well, heat just spread over a larger area but it doesn't get destroyer nor turn into any other form of energy.
But it doesn't die per se.
If you consider particle excitement to be the definition of heat and subparticle fields to be different forms of energy then it does actually change, but that's just semantics.
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Well not all sound.
But yes 99.99%
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Sounds move very very fast, faster than a runner or a car, so it goes very very far away.
But gets shower and more tired as he runs, until he dies?
Very good ELI5.
Now do a "Calvin's Dad" explanation.
It dissolves, that's where dust comes from.
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"Ultimately it increases entropy... let me tell you about the heat death of the universe..."
"No, Mom! I'm still afraid of the False Vacuum monster laying underneath my ground state!"
If those were likely to hapoen during our lifetime then they would have already. Now prion disease...
Good night!
Scare me with prion disease?
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The music stays in your head until your forget it. Music only exists in your head
It stays playing in my head on repeat until a different piece of music replaces it.
Some of that sound rearranges some of your neurons so that you can listen to Never Gonna Give You Up whenever you read this
They should show their kid this.
That should be required viewing. For everyone.
(Okay the water coming out the hose was freaky.)
It dissipates into the air like butterflies, or a cloud of dust.
Into darkness, my old friend.
I've come to talk with you again.
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain Still remains
Within the sound of silence
into our minds and into our hearts
It gets stuck in my head for 3 to 4 days until something newer comes along and pushes it out.
"Everywhere, all at once. That's why if you put your ear close to speakers it might collect too much and that can hurt your ear"
Everyone knows this duh!
Into your heart!
Groove is stored in the heart
Oh, and while the king was looking down
The jester stole his thorny crown
The courtroom was adjourned
No verdict was returned
And while Lenin read a book on Marx
A quartet practiced in the park
And we sang dirges in the dark
The day the music died
As someone with a degree in Philosophy, I don't think this is really a philosophical question. The science is interesting and useful to know
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