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[-] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 118 points 2 years ago

This writing prompt from about a year ago on the other site is relevant:

Aliens take over the Earth. They then announce that they will be forcing the humans to work a "tyrannical" 4 hours a day 4 days a week in exchange for basic rights like housing. Needless to say they are very confused when the humans celebrate their new alien overlords.

[-] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago

Link, if you wish

[-] Justas@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 years ago

I did a similar one a few months back too.

[-] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Is there a good, active writing prompts community on Lemmy?

[-] Alteon@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Start the community that you want to see! Let me know if you do, I would contribute every now and again.

[-] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I would love to. I just don't think I have the time to devote to it to do it right.

[-] Justas@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

No, none that I know of.

[-] Justas@sh.itjust.works 55 points 2 years ago

A civilization capable of interstellar imperialism* would be focused on long-term exploitation of less primitive societies, so they would probably manage us better than the current elites do. A more educated, healthy worker is simply more productive than the alternative, especially in the long term.

  • unless it is some kind of swarm of space locusts that just devour everything in their path.
[-] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 20 points 2 years ago

Or they would manage us to their own desires. I wouldn't say imperialism of conquered peoples went well for people on Earth.

Hell, there are several noted cases of deindustrialization, like the British Raj in India, where the imperial power pushed a civilization back into resource extraction. Why would an alien civilization colonize us for anything other than natural resources?

And there are several examples where humans weren't treated well in a resource extraction economy. Sugarcane plantations in the Caribbean were where slaves went to die.

[-] Justas@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 years ago

Why would an alien civilization colonize us for anything other than natural resources?

Space is full of mineral resources, going to a random planet with a relatively high gravity well just for some rocks would be counter productive. And an advanced civilization would probably use a lot of automation for resource extraction.

And there are several examples where humans weren't treated well in a resource extraction economy. Sugarcane plantations in the Caribbean were where slaves went to die.

That part is true. But the question is what could the aliens get from us that couldn't be made for cheaper closer to their planet?

[-] Dkarma@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
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[-] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Eh, natural resources are far easier to extract from asteroids and moons than to haul out the gravity well of the biggest rocky planet in the area. And they wouldn't have to mess with the nasty apes for any of them.

[-] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 years ago

The only interesting thing on earth is life itself, as well as intelligent life and its culture. Literally everything else can be found everywhere else

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[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

I know aliens haven't found this planet because Musk is still alive, and he's a threat to their goals.

[-] Letstakealook@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

I would find it more likely that they wipe us out to make way for colonizers of their own. They probably have no use for us, save maybe a couple to keep on display in a captive breeding program. They would likely have the technology to perform any work we could, but better and faster.

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[-] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago

Enslaves us and treat us like property? Oh how original

[-] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago

A few years ago I wrote a short story about a benevolent alien alliance coming to earth because they observe planets with intelligent life to evaluate if they're worthy of joining the alliance.

They say they usually take 10ish years to do a complete evaluation but it took less than 3 for them to determine not only are we not worthy, but they are officially quarantining our solar system. The basis of their determination: 10 people on this planet have the resources and means of legitimately end all suffering and make this planet a utopia, but they would instead poison and burn 3/4 of the planet to hoard more of those resources for themselves.

[-] sorval_the_eeter@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Sounds like the hate us for our freedoms.

Time to bring back 'freedom fries' at mcdonalds and go to war with some aliens.

[-] Naz@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

Hahaha yes; funny short story. Hopefully nobody violates the quarantine. :)

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[-] Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 years ago

OOP has clearly never played "Stellaris".

[-] rothaine@lemm.ee 20 points 2 years ago

"we're here to take over your planet"

"Yes please"

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Is there a scifi story where the aliens are actually benevolent? Could be funny; they are just genuinely kind but the human mind cannot grasp that and continues to distrust them.

"IT'S A COOKBOOK"

[-] marine_mustang@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 years ago

Childhood’s End, by Arthur C. Clarke.

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[-] darthelmet@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Does Star Trek count? I would be remiss for not bringing up Star Trek given the opportunity to insert it into a conversation. I bet the aliens will love that.

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[-] Vilian@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 years ago

Ironically that argument only works for the USA, and definitely the country more fixated in UFO is USA, maybe because of the military idk

[-] Wogi@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I dunno, 3 Body makes a good argument for China being the country of origin for the person that ultimately betrays humanity to the aliens because how much worse could it actually get?

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Yes don't work only for US... North Korea, China, Afganistan, some places in africa that still have dictators...

I for once have free health care, sick leave, maternity leave, many vacation days a year (by law) an mostly everyone works 40 hours a week, with the exception of special cases.like doctors, fireman etc. .... I'm ok without an overlord

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[-] lowleveldata@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

But what if they take you to their planet and show you their advanced society that everyone works a 3-days week and have great healthcare, just to send you back to Earth afterward??

[-] xenoclast@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Aliens probably watch earth like a trashy reality show. Just full cringe all the time

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Don't forget the universal truth that it can always get worse.

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[-] kamen@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Not give US healthcare again.

There, I fixed it.

[-] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 7 points 2 years ago

"No one will save you" entered the chat

[-] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 7 points 2 years ago

There's always the possibility that they'll improve the status quo.

[-] sorval_the_eeter@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

why would they bother? We'd eventually bite the hand that feeds us. Its 100% inevitable.

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[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 7 points 2 years ago

This is why we vote for Kang.

[-] Lauchs@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Oh you sweet summer child of a blog poster. The aliens could make us live like say, how things are going for the Ethiopians, Syrians, Congolese, Lebanese, Palestineans, Yemeni, Russians etc.

Or like people have lived through most of history. Especially as a someone who presents female, that seems especially non ideal.

[-] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Wait... "The" ufo sightings? Is this person using language incorrectly, or have i been living under a rock.

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[-] Juice@midwest.social 5 points 2 years ago

Posadism always proves itself correct

[-] hark@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Perhaps we were invaded long ago.

[-] sorval_the_eeter@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

It would explain a whole lot of inhuman behavior humanity has seemed to be engaging in.

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[-] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 4 points 2 years ago

Don’t forget the anal probing they’ve been known to dabble in

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[-] autisticgeek@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Mother effing Prime Directive!

Edit: realized Prime Directive is a proper noun. Corrected Capitalization.

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[-] OpenPassageways@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 years ago

This is pretty mich the plot of Three Body Problem.

[-] electricyarn@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

It's really not even close..

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