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[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 47 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Having your gay friend pay your debts with thier body. For everything else there is master card.

[–] Illogicalbit@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago
[–] TheSealStartedIt@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] mindaika@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago

Grass and gas also accepted

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

Sorry, my but is not contactless, you gotta insert it
( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] Allonzee@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

This is highly flattering.

It's exceedingly rare that capitalists put human lives all the way up at the same level as currency.

[–] doingthestuff@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

People have always been currency in the form of servitude/slavery.

[–] Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

there is a reason the industry term is "human resources"

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

They probably mean your kidneys

[–] QuaternionsRock@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

They certainly don’t mean your Amex lol

[–] JayDee@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

Or probably your slave labor in the private prison system.

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hmmm, gay people can be exchanged for goods and services :3

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Is this what my date meant when they said they wanted to be used?

[–] BossDj@lemm.ee 14 points 1 week ago

Ok it's clever

[–] weker01@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago

Gay people can be exchanged for goods and services.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Looks like human trafficking's back on the menu, boys!

[–] jadedwench@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Fun fact - loads of small businesses in Europe will refuse AMEX cards because they deliberately take fucking ages to pay

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

They cost businesses a lot in charges, significantly more than Visa or mastercard.

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[–] fluxion@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No, Amex users have no soul

[–] jadedwench@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Oh good! I didn't need it anyway.

[–] Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Wait, slavery is legal now for the gays!! Stonks (am straight, know gay people to “enslave”)

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 week ago

I think most people just call it employment

[–] lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

What else do you expect from a business called Open D

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Back entrance only

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

Inflation is getting really out of hand...

[–] Banichan@dormi.zone 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Anyone who looks at this sign is instantly gay.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What if you're already gay?

You turn lesbian.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago

Mm, tender.
(legal tender)

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

*Gay remittance only valid for purchase of toaster ovens.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How many twinks to a bear?

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

As many as he can carry.

[–] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago

Wait, so I could have handed over my friend Greg in exchange for one more drink at the bar the other night? Hmm. He drinks more than me so I think he would've understood.

[–] absGeekNZ 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ok; so how much for a sandwich and a coffee; all I have on me is a pair of lesbians and a large gay guy.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

"Thats 5 gaygays and 2 lezzies please."

"Inflation again??"

[–] don@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

Great now I’m gonna have to apply for a YOU card. Hope the bank’s APR isn’t parked somewhere on the far side of Andromeda.

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

OpenMouthKisses

[–] humblebun@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

First black, now gay, what next? USA wake up until it's too late

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Good intentions, easily taken wrong.

Look everyone, the corporations are trying to be inclusive!

..... No? Nobody cares? Okay. That seems right. They don't care about us unless we're going to buy their shit, so that seems fair to me.

Eat the rich.

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 2 points 1 week ago

They seem to care enough to be willing to lose business from all the homophopes and transphobes, and that's A LOT of business.

[–] Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You are not putting me in that tacky ass Velcro wallet on a chain…

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[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] andrewta@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Best I can do is a 50 inch oled TV and a grilled cheese sandwich.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (6 children)

What kinda cheese we talking

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[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I think they just mean Euros for anyone buying gay gifts.

[–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Legal and tender.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 week ago

(pushes gay button)

Your total comes to: 2 gays, a bisexual, and a asexual. If you're out of asexuals, I can consider a intersexed.

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