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[โ€“] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Gym complete. I feel as though Iโ€™ve earned a nice lunch. Banh mi?

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[โ€“] LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Finished Coraline and all I can say is wow. Highly recommend if you don't mind a bit of scary.

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[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago
[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago

More organisising has been attained. Eyes checked ( they are meh ๐Ÿ˜” ), new glasses ordered , bank kerfuffle fixed, stress from computer and phones a bit better.

Music is on. ๐Ÿ˜ŠIt's a daft punk kind of day https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGBhQbmPwH8&list=RDEMni3jl65KF37F9JYsJM8DGg&start_radio=1

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Banana chips. Who are the weirdos eating these and why?

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[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

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[โ€“] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago

I feel like I am just not getting any wins here. In fact the cosmos is laughing at me for trying.

[โ€“] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago

Busy day today. Wheee

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

I went to the free food market today and now I have way too many cucumbers. I still have plenty of pickles so I'm not sure what I'll do with them all.

I also got lots of cabbage so will be making a batch of sauerkraut. Summer fruits must be starting too, as I got some peaches - they are all bruised so I will cut them up for overnight oats (along with some apples which are also quite bruised and a punnet of strawberries).

[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago

I'm in love with that stupid "viral" cucumber salad. I hate that it's actually that delicious.

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[โ€“] LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

Applying to some jobs and one asked for a knock knock joke. I had a book of them as a kid, but the only one I remember is:

Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say bananana?

I'm thinking of doing this one:

โ€œKnock knock!โ€ โ€œWhoโ€™s there?โ€ โ€œCows,โ€ โ€œCows, who?โ€ โ€œCows go MOO, not WHO!โ€

Any better suggestions, please speak now or forever hold your peace.

[โ€“] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Knock knock

Whoโ€™s there?

Employee

Employee who?

The employee for you

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[โ€“] Duenan@aussie.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago

Knock Knock, who's there? Ice-Cream. Ice-Cream who?

Ice-Cream, you scream, we scream for Ice-Cream

Knock Knock, who's there? Cargo. Cargo who?

Cargo beep beep!

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