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Once in a dream I murdered an old man. He was trying to stop our tomato fight inside the library. Then my buddies and I buried him in the garden, to resurrect an ancient god. And in the place where we buried him, a huge palm was born - but instead of leaves, it had the old man's face sculpted in wood.
None in real life though.
Yeah. Threw a little boy, a plumber, and a dog under the front of a boat. Then I said "allow me to demonstrate" because I'm a professor.
Am I the only one who is against murder? Why is nobody talking about the immorality behind murder?
hey! if you want to ask questions you have to make a post about it!
hey everyone! this guy is trying to cut in line with questions!
we should get him!
Because bourgeois morality is false. Throw off the chains they have placed on your mind and become a based murderist.
I just murdered a bunch of people. Two people in rapid succession actually. But then I got ran over and was murdered. When I woke up again, I ran to murder the murderer who murdered me but then was murdered by another murderer who murdered my murderer friend.
So I rage quit and turned off Halo.
Not yet. Waiting for the Mad Max era of the Trump presidency.
don't forget vance!
Nice try, fed
I murdered a housefly today that has been taunting me for three days. Like with my bare hands. It’s the best thing I’ve done all week. I’m taking the rest of the week off.
We have a legend right here.
My wife, after being dutch-ovened under the blankets.
Because they're probably honeypot threads created by law enforcement. Or people are just really that stupid. Idk.
Not lately.
I murdered a double cheeseburger and fries earlier this week.
Back when I was 10 there were some druggies living next to me. I was good friends with their kids. One day when they left their kids there unattended we got into the garage. Long story short, the house burned down. The kids survived, but the parents were never seen after that. Pretty sure they werent home but the timing for their dossapearance was odd.
Once had a deep long talk with a guy who gunned down an armed guy breaking into his home. Dude didn't show any remorse but also didn't show any pride in it. It was just another thing that happened to him living in a shit neighborhood. He also had to shoot at others breaking in before, but didn't kill them. I think sometimes people live in a concrete jungle where jungle rules still apply - kill or be killed. Some people deal better with this fact than others but the dude also had major psycho vibes.
No, I stick to rEdRuM
Dunno. Maybe it's genuine curiosity. Maybe they're farming upvotes and believe that something dramatic like such a question will achieve that.
But to answer the question; almost. I came pretty close to murdering somebody. Not out of rage or anything, but out of desperation. A man was attacking my mother, choking her on her leather necklace. My sister grabbed the chopping axe. I grabbed the metal pipe, but then we just froze.
Oh for fucks sake. You are obviously the psycho here. Who tells a story like that and leaves off whether or not their mom is dead or alive.
Not yet.
Engagement, boredom, distraction.
2 girls in Magdeburg near Buttergasse
Well I may have done shock combo on a guy on Deck17 causing him to explode.
It's ok though he got me back in Rankin