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[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There are some coffees that naturally have a very strong chocolate scent and let me tell you, it's amazing! The "artificially" and the "Milk chocolate" are the problem here.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 points 1 month ago

Unfortunately those coffees tend to be a lot more expensive than just putting a bit of industrial science magic on some average beans.

[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Coffee beans are laid out on a big sheet after roasting and then sprayed with flavor oils to create this kind of thing. So it's no more or less healthy than any coffee, plus some flavor compounds that probably won't give you cancer at those concentrations.

Flavor-wise is up to your preferences. Coffee snobs are dorks, don't listen to them. Obviously M&M flavored coffee isn't something you hand grind for a pour over, you brew it up in bulk then add some sugar and milk to bring out the chocolate flavoring.

Would I prefer a pour over with some fine cocoa powder? Sure. I also have time and energy to put into coffee. Some people need the coffee to put time and energy into them.

[–] 5ibelius9insterberg@feddit.org 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I […] have time and energy to put into coffee. Some people need the coffee to put time and energy into them.

I like this sentence. Also your comment is delighfuly reasonable, it‘s like getting decent coffe in a conference room.

[–] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

My old roommate used to make instant coffee in order to get the energy to make regular coffee.

[–] bigboismith@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Natural and artifical flavor means artifical flavor

Lmao they found a way to include child slave labor in BOTH sides of the manufacturing chain!

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't know about this but dark chocolate coated espresso beans are the shit.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 2 points 1 month ago

I used to add dark cocoa powder into my coffee maker. I liked it.

[–] Breezy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Its not good. I got a bag at tj max a few months ago and was very disappointed.

[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

This would either smell divine or like absolute hell.

[–] IsThisAnAI@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Flavored coffee is garbage. Skip it all, not just branded stuff you recognize.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

"That thing you like, is actually not good and you don't like it. Get something better" why are coffee people like this 😭

[–] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk -2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This one simple trick to make people think you were starved of oxygen at birth and have a brain made of actual wallpaper paste -

Start your sentences with the word "chat"

Does not apply to french people

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Pepe icon in 2024