this post was submitted on 12 Dec 2024
596 points (99.2% liked)

And Finally...

1351 readers
17 users here now

A place for odd or quirky world news stories.

Elsewhere in the Fediverse:

Rules:

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
(page 3) 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] Barowinger@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Policemen Josh and Wade showing up to a party:

Josh: "Alright Wade, let's make sure there are not more than 6 erections in there."

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Great, now where am I gonna find BestValue dildos

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Rules for thee but not for me, eh Sen. Cruz?

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago
[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 months ago

The lawmakers are afraid of the competition

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (8 children)

well hey you only have 3 holes to a person

load more comments (8 replies)
[–] Mango@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Roflmfao!!!!!!

Guilty as charged!

[–] abcdqfr@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Imagining muffled cackles from a chamber of dildos

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] MiDaBa@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago

Texas is ran by dildos so this is really just thinly veiled self preservation at this point

load more comments
view more: ‹ prev next ›