Probably the best news I've read so far today.
this post was submitted on 18 Dec 2024
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Bullshit. They own more land than damn near any other entity on the planet. The whole celibacy thing was so the priest could not take the church owning and give them to non-church kids.
Hurting for money? Sell some land. Then pay for the abuse lawsuits some more.
Oh no. Well anyways
Are these bastards really thinking we are going to believe their mafia like enterprise is supported by charitable donations?
Thoughts and prayers.
Wait, nope, fresh out.
lol
Maybe they can set up a loops server and just do remote mass shorts? They'll have to jump for jebus with different dresses.
They might need to auction off one of those reptilian skeletons they have in the secret basement.
Those grifters have had a good run for two millenia. As scams go, I'd say it was pretty successful - and still is, sadly.
Oh, no. Guess they'll have to sell some of those golden trinkets they have
Good for them, I guess?
"Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God.”
But, but The eye of a needle was a market with a small gate and if you only had a reasonable load on your camels then they could pass through so it's actually ok for rich people to exist /s
That cope from Conservative Christians™️ is always funny. Similar statements show up in the Talmud. A large animal passing through the eye of a needle was a common idiom in Jewish culture at the time to demonstrate impossibility.
I wish they had just said, “look bro, I don’t even need an idiom. I’m just going to tell you. If you’re rich, you’re going to Hell. You can’t exploit people and hoard resources and be in God’s good graces at the same time. Just being rich means that you’re ok walking by misery and not helping. Bro, you can’t have it like that.”
I was expecting this exact quote. Never fails to put a smile on my face.
Just ask god for money? I mean, isn't it omnisicent and omnipotent?
Bootstraps bitches. Pull em up!
Nawww poor little pedophiles.
Oh, pedo funding ran out. Now pedos come to various dictatorships asking for money. Say, Azerbaijan, that'd be those guys who have demolished probably more Christian heritage than ISIS.
BTW, my paternal line is Armenian Catholic from Khodorchur of Dayq province, so I do feel bad about them falling so low, but really nothing one can fix. Just let that thing die.
Don't just leave those laying around, something will fi-- aww damnit, too late...
It’s cool, he ain’t playing it right anyway. He won’t get famous and change the world the way he’s doing it.
Oh shiiiiiii
This is amazing, it took me a few seconds to realize that is a very tiny violin.
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Thoughts and prayers.
But God needs more money! C'mon everybody chip in, he needs his moneeeey!
I'm sure if they switched from molesting kids they could make some money jerking off grown men
Irish Star is as reliable as Alex Jones.
The Catholic Church remains one of the world's wealthiest organizations.
You can have a high net worth and go through bankruptcy.
The number of people who don't understand the difference between cash flow and assets astounds me.
Pfffft... Yeah right.
Perhaps they should sell off some of the tons and tons of gold stuff they have.
Or their huge amounts of foreign land
There's a whole crypt of nicely dressed absolutely dead people who most certainly don't need to be wearing rubies and gold and diamonds all over their bones.
That needle must have a pretty big eye
Maybe they should put their bones in a museum for profit? Come see Saint (whomever)
We do it all the time with brown peoples bones. Why not pope's bones?
Paying out legal claims and bribes from all the sexual abuse scandals are not cheap.
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- LET
- THEM
- EAT
- CAKE
good, time to disband that pedo-clown organisation
I wonder how that can be. The Catholic Church owns real estate in almost every city in Europe, usually several buildings in larger cities, often in prime locations. Especially since these properties are only a fraction of the church's financial assets, the rental income alone should be enough to finance the church for all eternity.
They can be broke or rich depending on how they feel that day. They cook the books because they're their own country. They are truly a gang operation. My guess is they want you talking about them being broke as opposed to them being caught with more priests molesting children today.
AG report details abuse allegations against 52 priests, deacons in Diocese of Lansing
Yeah the church is rich af, just sell some of your gold you fucking parasites.
Organizations that own that amount of stuff borrow against it to buy even more stuff and as it all goes up in value they borrow more and buy more stuff. In an endless loop. And people call crypto a scam 🤔
Owning that much in assets typically means you also have a lot of debt. Particularly with generational, wealthy, corrupt organizations.
Point being, they can be on the brink of bankruptcy even when owning half of Europe if they can’t service the debt they wound up.
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One the planets largest landlords going bankrupt? I imagine they can cover the spread and still dress like trans-wizards until the lord returns.
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Have they tried NOT having Sex with Kids?
That part was fine. According to the article, what's causing the issue is that Pope Francis said they should help the poor and that climate change is real, and all their scattered asshole donation-makers in all corners of the world got butthurt and turned down the money faucet.
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Oh, they are opting for "The Big Lie".
IIRC s friend of theirs coined the expression too!
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