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[–] Thatuserguy@lemmy.world 106 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Okay but I NEED to know what's in the Stegosaurus folder

[–] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 79 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

that... is not a stegosaurus, that's a sauropod

you will now be put in paleo jail and be forced to watch trey the explainer until the day you die

[–] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No, he is a stegosaurus, he even says that himself

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[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 32 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Obviously Stegosaurus-porn

[–] _wizard@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago

Horses love it.

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[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

My thought was some stenography files.

[–] Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 103 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I like how the regular stuff is obfuscated and buried deeper than Putin's bunker, but Vampire Porn is just hanging about barely below the surface

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 39 points 2 months ago

You don’t even want to know what’s in “Me and Lisa”

[–] Moose@moose.best 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

regular stuff

...just going to ignore the 'horses' folder?

[–] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 months ago

did they stutter

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Where do you keep your photos of those beautiful equine?

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[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 3 points 2 months ago

That is so they think they found the weird shit, when they barely scratched the surface.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Well yeah gotta leave the normal stuff up top

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 44 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I had a maze of empty folders about 10 layers deep that eventually led to my porn cache. There was some good stuff in there, but I'm sure my fan speed spiked sporadically as a result.

There was one of this girl getting completely railed outside, and a prop plane flies over head and you can see her thought process register on her facial expressions - I am outside. The plane is outside. That means the people in the plane could possibly see me. Nah they are too far away.

[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 36 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

yo i need to talk to cousin sal the diabetic...

for research purposes

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 36 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Bet my ass there's porn in "Schoolwork"

[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 months ago

The only place I bet.

[–] bazus1@lemmy.world 32 points 2 months ago

nothing hides from WinDirStat

[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Who else missed the "cute college girl" folder?

[–] Bhaelfur@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago

I did because I saw "Vampire Porn" first

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What porn category is Adobe?
(I assume all folders are porn ofc)

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 months ago

"Family Stuff"

oh no

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Jeez just put it in a folder called "porn" on your desktop.

[–] Cornelius_Wangenheim@lemmy.world 34 points 2 months ago

You gotta hide it a little bit. That's why mine is labeled "notPorn".

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Help me my parents found my horse folder... 😥🫣

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

They've been contributing to it 😨

[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The other folder names are a real trip as well.

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 15 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I wonder if 'Stegosaurus' is also porn...

[–] ajoebyanyothername@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

It's all also porn.

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

Logging onto some random dude’s usenet be like…

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

Every single one of these folders he porn in it

[–] jayk@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 months ago

aunt floyd the trans icon

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 months ago

No one would ever find mine. I keep it hidden in a folder labeled notpron

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Vampire porn should be top level

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 2 months ago

Yo but let's see the Download folder contents

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Plot twist: the horses folder is full of clips of Vaush.

[–] Famko@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

You mean clips for Vaush

[–] KuzhinierSileon@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago
[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Imma need that horse folder. For science.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 months ago

I worked in IT back in the ‘00s. One of my work friends called me over to a client’s computer. He asked “notice anything with this machine?” With a grin. I mess about a little while before coming up on a folder… a big folder. He says

“Yep! 40 gigs of horse porn!”

[–] guiguinofake@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

Mr Hand's computer

[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I want to see the psp folder!

[–] Bamboodpanda@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Same. My modded PSP was the greatest console I ever owned.

[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Just saying that my "Homework" folder is actually incredibly well hidden. Despite this, I'm the only one who has ever used the computer.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

You can't fool Everything.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 2 months ago

Hmm, yes, the jpeg in this smells like 2008, a great year of vampire and horse harvest

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