Don't knock on poop's door and be mad when poop's home
this post was submitted on 03 Jan 2025
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You’re gonna take a girl home and fuck her in the ass and then get mad when you find poop?? This is an occupational risk of ass fucking. Do you not have access to a shower and washing machine?
Since the guy is comparing it to squirting, I think his partner had diarrhea.
Not necessarily even related to anal sex, but they might have been trying to hold it but there was no stopping the high pressure leak
Holding in a shit before, during or probably even after anal sex can't be a smart idea
I mean, there's nothing to necessarily imply it was anal sex. trying to hold a shit during any sex is still a kinda risky move.
"there's nothing to necessarily imply it was anal sex." Except for the comment I was replying to said anal sex and the post these comments are under is about anal sex. I definitely think holding a shit in during anal sex is incredibly more dangerous than during normal hetero sex
Where did it say he did butt stuff?
You keep your washing machine in the shower? That seems risky
I wouldn't mind a washer machine for people. Circular cylinder with jets on all sides that spray soap and water like a car wash. I'm sure it wouldn't do as well scrubbing but when you need a quick 2 min shower and have had a long day.. sure would beat trying to reach the middle of my back. Stupid stick loofa...
"Meet George Jetson"
Bro squirting is also just piss. Stop sugarcoating that shit.
A lil piss never hurt nobody nohow
Calm down Bear Grylls
I never said its a bad thing. Hear me out. I just think people think piss is taboo so they invented "piss but not taboo".
My thing is why is it never dark yellow like pee is sometimes? When I make my girl squirt is she always well hydrated?
Researchers have done sonograms of women before and after arousal, with them having used the restroom immediately at the start of the process to control for initial urine levels. The bladder of a squirter fills rapidly with liquid prior to squirting, significantly faster than it does in similar non-arousal conditions. When you pee, you never void all of the urine in the bladder, so there is definitely pee in squirt, but the urea content was significantly lower than in the pre-arousal urine. IIRC, the researchers determined that the added liquid is mostly just water.
So, squirt is pee, but if she's gone to the bathroom recently, it's very diluted pee.
Damn we got a squirt scholar over here
A squolar, if you will
It's not supposed to be dark yellow, so I'm guessing better hydrated.
Don't lie to people it's impossible to sugarcoat it, especially midair.
I've been pissed on?!
Bro forgot the sex blanket
You mean the sex towel?
don’t forget to bring a towel!
Just make sure it's not addicted to crack.
IDK why, but my ass is self-lubricating. Mucous production just be cray when I'm horny, I guess. 🤷🏻♂️
Are you uh.... free tomorrow night? Asking for a friend
That depends... did you like it?
It's whatever makes you feel better about yourself.
What a terrible day to have eyes.
Gotta take er to the vet to get those anal glands exercised 😳
Hi I'm a vet
Can confirm, I'm wet.
Assquirting?
How did he do that with his one inch weenie?
Its not about the wand, its about the wizard