Should’ve been for the backdoor : funny

[+] pyrflie@lemm.ee 57 points 2 years ago

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[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Wish I had never got one. In my ignorance I thought I could stream it like any other camera, just needed to know the protocol. They make one like that?

[-] alphapuggle@programming.dev 13 points 2 years ago

You're looking for reolink stuff, just about the only ones that are still real ipcams and not IoT cloud spyware

[-] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

There are a few options on self-hosting doorbell cameras.

Full self-hosting a Ring doorbell is a bit of a bother and you might as well go another route and have a POE security system with storage. You can't easily divorce your Ring from the company's control.

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I like my Reolink for this purpose.

[-] mdd@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

There are many of you dive in a little and are comfortable with technology.

[+] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

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[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Maybe you can put your finger ~~in~~ on it?

[-] Chainweasel@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

I would have married her too

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I named the thermostat "reactor". "Hey Google, turn up the reactor."

My cleverest accident was putting all the ceiling-mounted minis in the "attic" room. "Turn off the attic" kills 'em all, reboots the whole mess.

Another accident: I have two vivariums, "tank" and "main tank". The morning I goofed and said, "turn on the tanks", and it worked!

[-] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 years ago

A woman who still has such a sense of humour at the age of 40 is definitelly a keeper.

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 14 points 2 years ago

Reader, I married her.

[-] Lumidaub@feddit.org 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I resent the Boomer notion that 40 year old women can't be funny.

Edit:

"She's 40 years old" vs. "She's a 40 year old woman"

See also: https://xkcd.com/385/

[-] MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 years ago

I took it to mean she's a mature adult, not a teenager.

[-] nifty@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

I don’t think that’s what the post was implying

[-] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 7 points 2 years ago

This is childish humour. It's a dig at her age, not ability. I resent the immediate jump to women not being funny. Maybe take the plank from your own eye.

[-] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

There is a phase in pretty much everybody's life - which in men tends to manifest in the form of drawing penises pretty much anywhere - usually in one's teen years when that kind of humour is widespread.

Then most people get too full of themselves and concerned with appearances and lose that kind of humour (some will even act shocked when they see it).

So I read the reference to the age as just indicating one of those rare people whose humour hasn't, as they aged, been crushed by a need to be seen as a serious person, which I personally find are the best kind of people around at many levels, not just the humour itself but because that stuff tends to be correlated with self-confidence and being an easy and fun person to be around.

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago

maybe just making sure we know it wasn’t someone else who amazingly reached 40-year-old-woman level of humor, but a 40-year-old woman achieving the typical amazing level of humor they’re known for

[-] 5oap10116@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

It's been years and I still giggle them theres motion at my bunghole

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Along similar lines, Alexa won't respond to crude questions but my daughter got it to say "butt" by putting "your butt" on our shopping list. So if I ask what's on the shopping list it will say like, "You have three items on your shopping list: chicken, Bisquick, and your butt."

I always say, there's nothing wrong with still getting a laugh out of things you thought were funny in third grade.

[-] Marduk73@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago

I call my phone either, Spyware, or Mikrosoft Techneeshion.

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

Missed opportunity.

[-] MITM0@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

People really need to stop using Ring

[-] Marduk73@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

Can't even type lol, belly shaking too much

[-] hark@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Capital A Anus.

[-] ARk@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

wife

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