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[-] i_am_not_a_robot@feddit.uk 127 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

P for Pterodactyl

S for Sea

W for Why

E for Eye

G for Gnu

J for Jalapeño

[-] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 38 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You're missing a few good ones.

A for An

C for Cay

I for In

K for Knight

N as in No (a few of these work with "as in" but not with "for")

O as in Other

P as in Pose

Q for Qing (since Jalapeño is allowed)

T for The

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[-] darkpanda@lemmy.ca 24 points 2 years ago

T as in tsunami.

P as in phone.

K as in knife or knee.

G as in gnostic.

X as in xylophone.

D as in djembe.

M as mnemonic.

O as in opossum in certain locales.

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[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 87 points 2 years ago

My Battlefield 3 crew would designate objectives on voice coms as, "Ango, Bango, Chango, and Django".

[-] Dragonborn3810@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago

Sounds a little.. unchained

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[-] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 72 points 2 years ago

I once had a client tell me, "T as in... T."

Yeah, that was helpful.

[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 91 points 2 years ago

I mean surely it was "T as in Tea"

Or maybe "T as in Tee"

[-] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

Maybe it was in their mind. But those are still phonetically the same, and similar to P, E, C, etc.

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[-] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 64 points 2 years ago
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[-] Dogs_cant_look_up@lemmy.world 50 points 2 years ago

I can remember one time:

"P for Potato",

"B for... err... i dunno, Botato?".

[-] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

Potato

Botato

Brother the explicit purpose of the phonetic alphabet is to make all of the letters audibly distinguishable by ensuring none of them rhyme

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[-] TastyWheat@lemmy.world 50 points 2 years ago

Love my copy of "P is for Pterodactyl". Great book, very uneducational.

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[-] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 46 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I worked in a call centre about 10 years ago. one time some old, presumably white, old woman called in and when spelling her name included "N for N****r"

I was dumbfounded

[-] teslasaur@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

We had those old alphabet books in school where N was "neger"

I believe the print date was around the 1950s. They were placed on bookshelves in classroms full of old books that i guess they never bothered to throw out.

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[-] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 39 points 2 years ago

I had too many customers get confused when I asked, "and that is pudenda spelled P as in Papa, U as in Uniform..." customer interrupts, "why are you talking like a radio?"

Had a regular that would spell it in NATO, and said he served in artillery. Heard just fine on his good ear, tinittus was just a low hum.

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[-] EpicMuch@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 years ago

I was frustrated with the phone support agent and used ‘S, as in Stupid’ and I got hung up on.

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[-] stinky@redlemmy.com 32 points 2 years ago

alpha bravo charlie delta echo foxtrot etc. it's SO HELPFUL when talking on the phone. I learned them all because no one could figure out my name.

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[-] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

T as in tardigrade

[-] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 28 points 2 years ago

The police rang my house once, and he told me where I could reach them, and spelled out his name. I started writing his name out, but by the fourth name, I was thinking wtf is going on. This guy was spelling out his name by using names for each letter. A for Alex, B for Bob.

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[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 26 points 2 years ago

M as in Mancy?

[-] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 years ago

I'm all about that NATO phonetic alphabet - which for some reason rubs certain people answering phones the wrong way.

Can't say I don't have a couple substitutions, though (Zebra instead of Zulu, Sam instead of Sierra, Frank instead of Foxtrot), but it's not like I'm working the radio of an aircraft or something.

[-] pumpkinseedoil@mander.xyz 15 points 2 years ago

Sam and Frank are quite similar

Unrecognisable letter - a - m or n, very similar - unrecognisable could be both (say when it's loud and you're talking)

Sierra and Foxtrot are very different and that's what matters

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[-] dingdongmetacarples@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago

My last name has a z in it and I had a customer service person say "z as in xylophone?"

[-] letsgo@lemm.ee 21 points 2 years ago

A for 'Orses

B for mutton

C for yourself

etc

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[-] jbk@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 2 years ago
[-] Localhorst86@feddit.org 13 points 2 years ago

O as in "Oh my god, it's Robert Loggia"

[-] emmanuel_car@fedia.io 15 points 2 years ago

B as in, “By god, that’s Robert Loggia”

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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 21 points 2 years ago

Okay, that's K, as in KY Jelly. O, as in OnlyFans. L as in Lo Wang. A as in Asshole. N as in...

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[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago

N as in "pneumatic", U as in "eulogy", K as in "Québec"...

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[-] LGTM@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 2 years ago

C for [ˌt͡ʃɛ.kʰɪ.sl̥oʊ̯.ˈvɑ.kʰi.ə] (Yes I did narrow transcription for the purpose of making it look worse 💀)

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[-] Klear@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
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[-] jimp@lemm.ee 19 points 2 years ago

L for… um Lesbian? Was one of my favourites

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[-] D8lineContentCre8or@lemm.ee 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

C for Czechoslovakia may be a slight improvement over my go-tos:

A for Antidisestablishmentarianism

B for Buckminsterfullerene

C for Counterrevolutionaries

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[-] lambda@programming.dev 18 points 2 years ago

Easy. A is for apple B is for bapple C is for capple ...

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Always been a petty pet peeve of mine. When I was training customer service reps I'd hand out a sheet and suggest they nail it up in their cube.

So much easier when everyone's on the same page. The military uses the phonetic alphabet because it's crystal clear, even over sketchy coms.

Why would you make up some bullshit of your own, having to constantly stop and think about it, when the pros already have a working system?! FFS, you don't even have to make the effort to memorize it, just use it a few times, done, it's in your head forever. Now I'm getting mad. (Told you I was petty about this.)

Anyone know why they use "niner"? Doesn't seem to mix up with other numbers.

EDIT: That's 2 band names I came out with today.

Petty Pet Peeve™

Anal Rail Gun™

[-] A7thStone@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Niner is because it's the NATO phonetic alphabet, and they don't want it to get mixed up with nein.

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[-] passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

My favourite was E as in estrogen

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[-] BigBenis@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Years ago I was on the phone with an airline agent and I had to read out my verification number. When I came to the letter V my brain short circuited and the only word I could think of was "vagina". I sat there in a panic for probably about 10 seconds going "uhhh... uhhh..." before I finally remembered the word "valentine".

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Q-cumber looks like a name for a tech startup which name was chosen as a bet or something like that.

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[-] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 12 points 2 years ago

A few months ago I expended the effort and learned that goddamn alphabet. Guess what? Haven’t needed it since. All gone.

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