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I can't hear them (lemmy.world)
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[-] Cenotaph@mander.xyz 96 points 1 year ago
[-] knight_alva@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

My god! He’s done it!

[-] GuyNoIRQ@infosec.pub 2 points 1 year ago

I think its more of a SKIKzwzwzwzw

[-] db2@lemmy.world 64 points 1 year ago
[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Just one. I have....an idea.

[-] uniquethrowagay@feddit.org 5 points 1 year ago

These are how I learned two things as a teenager:
Butt stuff can be nice and you need a flared base.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 53 points 1 year ago

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr^rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr^

(The Rs would get even smaller if Lemmy had more than just the one level of notation)

[-] tyler@programming.dev 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I think it would be Brzzzzzzz^zzzzzzzzzz^

[-] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 year ago

I think your username is the answer

[-] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 49 points 1 year ago

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah-nagl fhtagn.

[-] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

God dammit...

Now the fog is rolling in. See what you did?

[-] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Should probably get down to ye olde Bridgton Food ~~Mart~~ House for supplies.

[-] onnekas@sopuli.xyz 48 points 1 year ago

BRRRRRrrrrrzzzzrzrzrzrzzzzzzz

[-] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago

Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing!

[-] zippythezigzag@lemm.ee 21 points 1 year ago

BZSHZSHZSHZSHZSHzshzshzshzshzsh...

[-] secret300@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 year ago
[-] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

I&^$I&^$I&^$&^$&$&$&$&^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[-] Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

We have a winner!!

[-] vala@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

BBBBBBBBRRRRIIIIPPPPTIKTIKBURRRRR

BBBBBBRRRIIIPPPTIKTIKBURRRRR

BBBBRRIIPPTIKTIKBURRRRR

BBRIPPPPTIKTIKBURRR

BRIPPPPTIKTIKBURRRRR

bripTIKTIKBURRRRR

brip

[-] grimaferve@fedia.io 14 points 1 year ago

I can hear this picture in my head.

[-] astrsk@fedia.io 10 points 1 year ago

BVVVVVvvvvvvvvsssst

[-] zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 1 year ago

Text isn't fast enough

[-] Zkuld@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Kwiiiwuwuwududududrdrtrtrtrtrtrrrrrrrrr

[-] pero@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago
[-] random_character_a@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago
[-] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 6 points 1 year ago
[-] j4k3@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

~𝅘𝅥𝅮~ π”—Œπ”—Œ ^𝅘𝅥𝅮^

[-] nutt_goblin@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Tkrktktkktktktktktkksqusssshhhhrrrrrdt

KXLXKXKXKXKXKXKXKXKXKXkxkxkxkxlxxx

[-] Duit@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago
[-] double_quack@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Zingggggggg

[-] cheeseburger@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

two-weeee-eeee-eee-ee-e-e-e

[-] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

if it wasn't for some energy losses, there would be about infinite clicks before it stops

[-] chaotic_altruist@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

True... But one of those "energy losses" is producing the sounds itself. So theoretically if you play with them in a vacuum without gravity, they will bounce forever but produce no sound (no air to carry the waves anyway).

[-] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

there will be some heat produced.

but it's a real physical representation of a supertask https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supertask

[-] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago

Bzzzzzzzzxzxxxxxxzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzx schlop whloopp mmmmmmmmmmmm ahhhhhhhhh fuck. Ahhhhhhhhhhh

[-] Drekaridill@feddit.is 4 points 1 year ago

()()(/)()()(/)

[-] wabafee@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Tsh Tssk Boink

[-] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

It's the sound of disaster. Kluster Duo is legit hilarious though.

[-] dbtng@eviltoast.org 0 points 1 year ago

Is the whole game just magnets and a piece of string? It sounds challenging and as annoying as Uno.

[-] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Yes, and it's fun. And it's also a game you can play with small kids.

[-] randomname@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago
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