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[-] Strath@lemmy.world 91 points 1 year ago
[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

She should call her doctor.

[-] cute_noker@feddit.dk 3 points 1 year ago

Leave my granny out of this godamnit

[-] gabbath@lemmy.world 46 points 1 year ago
[-] Little8Lost@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago
[-] simplejack@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago
[-] Little8Lost@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

The first one is really close

[-] debil@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Anal Intelligence

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago
[-] tatterdemalion@programming.dev 29 points 1 year ago
[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 13 points 1 year ago

I'm a little lad who loves berries and cream!

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 23 points 1 year ago

set in a bundt

Are you quite sure that's the word you want?

[-] iamdisappoint@reddthat.com 21 points 1 year ago

I see you everywhere, Anomancy...

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

Not sure if butthole or alien parasite larva.

[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 year ago

The cloaca of an alien parasite larva

[-] racketlauncher831@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

What's the difference? I'm so hard right nowwwww!!!

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[-] BananaTrifleViolin@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

Just cover it in some chocolate sauce. That'll make it look better.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago
[-] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 year ago

Oh my god, it's a Bundt hole!

[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 15 points 1 year ago
[-] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago
[-] Routhinator@startrek.website 11 points 1 year ago
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[-] BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social 11 points 1 year ago

Serving suggestion: Mars bar.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Pro-tip: Little Debbie fudge brownie (the kind with nuts), rolled gently between your hands like Play-Doh to form a cylindrical shape. 🤌

[-] marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 1 year ago
[-] Hupf@feddit.org 9 points 1 year ago
[-] pastel_de_airfryer@lemmy.eco.br 8 points 1 year ago

That looks fantasstic

[-] Booboofinget@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

It looks like a toothless sand worm from dune or a lamprey.

[-] voodooattack@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Your innocence is endearing

[-] Booboofinget@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

At my age, thats a compliment :) Plus,I saw that too...but the ones I described are scarier to me.

[-] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago
[-] genuineparts@infosec.pub 6 points 1 year ago
[-] YummyYugi@ani.social 8 points 1 year ago
[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Jelly" Hugh Janus, what a great fella

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

What that jello do???

[-] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 year ago

After lumming aunt Carol’s jello dessert, I’m no longer welcome at church potlucks.

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago
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[-] tungsten5@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 year ago

She looks so fucking good right there. Just submitting her hole out in the open

[-] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 5 points 1 year ago
[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 year ago

blood bagel

[-] CptOblivius@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Looks more like a cervix.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago
[-] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

I'll whip some up in a jiffy

[-] tja@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago
[-] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Yogg'Saron demands tribute

[-] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

I once had a boyfriend like that.

[-] PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 year ago

Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it.

[-] Machinist@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Be a good toy and bite the pillow. You know we have to check your bad place.

[-] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Putting the 'ass' in 'aspic'.

OR

Distended ass pic

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