I like the way the "360 swivel" symbol looks suspiciously like the amazon logo
360 Wivel
360 weevil pop shove it

no bombadier butt blast on landing or launch. 2/10

I can do an entire 360 Wivel? Fuck yeah, Wivel all around!
Them in China can only do a 180 Wivel.
Fuck yeah! Murica!
My culture is not your costume.
Is it because they made him unrealistically slim?

For free??
It's your lucky day.
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what kinda smoothbrain wears a shirt instead of a bathrobe
Or just a pair of “white” underwear with a hole in it.
That looks like an undershirt. Or as I refer to it, "what I wear in the summer almost every single second I'm at home"...
the ‘I’m too lazy to take the rest of my work close off’ look
As a European, i can agree that the soda is to small for an American. And also, that guy looks way better then what's realistic. I give it 3/5 for realism
No gun holster, and no flags... 0/10 would not american
Yeah this guy should be wearing flip-flops.
Crocs. Dirty crocs.
Those fucking casters can't hold 700 pounds gliding around on them.
Any spec on AliExpress (or Temu) is usually 5-10x reality, so have mercy on those casters, they're barely surviving.
360° WIVEL
I am sitting with worse posture than this.
I'm all for it, as long as we can keep buying cheap crap we don't need! Same reason I don't mind all the Chinese lead in everything!
that soda ought to be in a cup holder or foam dome so he can double fist burgers. that's albertan at best
As an American, good luck trying to offend me about how loathsome the US and it's people largely are.
wrong that should be a milkshake
Well they nailed the shrinkflation aspect. I can confirm that large milkshakes here are like 1/5th the size they used to be. That milkshake be small.
And rightly so, americans are twice the size at least.
In the US, the average weight for men is around 199 pounds (90 kg), and for women, it's around 171 pounds (77 kg). In India, the average weight for men is around 145 pounds (65 kg), and for women, it's around 121 pounds (55 kg). That being said Americans are on average 2.5cm taller. Average BMI is 26.5 in the US and 23 in India.
So twice the size? Not really. This picture is amusing though.
But it has 360 degree wivel!
Double bearings! Sold!
Chris O'Neill is doing AliExpress modeling now?
Where Is The Lie?
So because the guy has a burger and is fat, you think they represent an American?
I think this is more you trying to offend yourself.
Scalding hot take bud
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