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That soda isn't nearly big enough.

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[-] Squalia@sh.itjust.works 43 points 1 year ago

I like the way the "360 swivel" symbol looks suspiciously like the amazon logo

[-] Varying9125@lemmy.world 45 points 1 year ago
[-] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 30 points 1 year ago
[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

no bombadier butt blast on landing or launch. 2/10

[-] dephyre@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago
[-] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 year ago

I can do an entire 360 Wivel? Fuck yeah, Wivel all around!

[-] RecallMadness 8 points 1 year ago

Them in China can only do a 180 Wivel.

Fuck yeah! Murica!

[-] Hugin@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago

My culture is not your costume.

[-] D_C@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 year ago

Is it because they made him unrealistically slim?

[-] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 25 points 1 year ago
[-] Lazhward@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

It's your lucky day.

[-] ipitco@lemmybefree.net 3 points 1 year ago
[-] baines@lemmy.cafe 24 points 1 year ago

what kinda smoothbrain wears a shirt instead of a bathrobe

[-] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 year ago

Or just a pair of “white” underwear with a hole in it.

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 1 points 1 year ago

That looks like an undershirt. Or as I refer to it, "what I wear in the summer almost every single second I'm at home"...

[-] baines@lemmy.cafe 1 points 1 year ago

the ‘I’m too lazy to take the rest of my work close off’ look

[-] Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 21 points 1 year ago

As a European, i can agree that the soda is to small for an American. And also, that guy looks way better then what's realistic. I give it 3/5 for realism

[-] halferect@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

No gun holster, and no flags... 0/10 would not american

[-] sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Yeah this guy should be wearing flip-flops.

[-] Archer@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Crocs. Dirty crocs.

[-] roguetrick@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Those fucking casters can't hold 700 pounds gliding around on them.

[-] TomMasz@piefed.social 4 points 1 year ago

Any spec on AliExpress (or Temu) is usually 5-10x reality, so have mercy on those casters, they're barely surviving.

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

360° WIVEL

[-] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I am sitting with worse posture than this.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 5 points 1 year ago

I'm all for it, as long as we can keep buying cheap crap we don't need! Same reason I don't mind all the Chinese lead in everything!

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

that soda ought to be in a cup holder or foam dome so he can double fist burgers. that's albertan at best

[-] Allonzee@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

As an American, good luck trying to offend me about how loathsome the US and it's people largely are.

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

wrong that should be a milkshake

[-] FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 3 points 1 year ago

Well they nailed the shrinkflation aspect. I can confirm that large milkshakes here are like 1/5th the size they used to be. That milkshake be small.

[-] 0x0@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 year ago

And rightly so, americans are twice the size at least.

[-] syreus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

In the US, the average weight for men is around 199 pounds (90 kg), and for women, it's around 171 pounds (77 kg). In India, the average weight for men is around 145 pounds (65 kg), and for women, it's around 121 pounds (55 kg). That being said Americans are on average 2.5cm taller. Average BMI is 26.5 in the US and 23 in India.

So twice the size? Not really. This picture is amusing though.

[-] kieron115@startrek.website 3 points 1 year ago

But it has 360 degree wivel!

[-] demizerone@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Double bearings! Sold!

[-] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago

Chris O'Neill is doing AliExpress modeling now?

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Where Is The Lie?

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip -3 points 1 year ago

So because the guy has a burger and is fat, you think they represent an American?

I think this is more you trying to offend yourself.

[-] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Scalding hot take bud

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