The other side to that is realizing how sick you feel after eating three giant KitKats
Doesn’t matter. The fourth will put it right.
Goddammit I originally put four and then edited to three LMAO
And the fifth brings you back to upset tummy.
Shortly after moving out on my own I realized I could just buy broccoli and steam it and eat it whenever I want. Keep in mind I LOOOOOVED steamed broccoli; especially with lemon juice and butter.
I have binged on candy and felt awful afterwards but never in my life have I felt as miserable as I did the night after I ate a whole head of broccoli. The trapped gas in my abdomen literally made me wish I was dead.
…and my dumb ass had to do this twice before before I made the connection…
Dude, you know what's worse than trapped gas from broccoli? Trapped broccoli. Be careful.
Well being an adult is taking a giant bite through a bunch of giant kitkats, then putting the rest away for another day.
Just wait until you realise there are FOUR Kit Kats in the image!
I think there's actually five, haha
Fuck Nestle, Kit Kats are made by Nestle.
I've resigned myself to having to only Fuck Nestle on most of their products. Perfect is the enemy of good.
I don't think there is any Nestle product I need
Based.
But being an adult is realizing those choices are accommodated by consequences. Like all your friends giving you shit for being ‘lol random’.
But being an adult is realizing those choices are accommodated by consequences
No! I specifically ordered my increased autonomy without any adulting! I demand a replacement or a refund!
Refund granted and adult status revoked. Credits were added to your adult account, which requires you to be an adult to sign in! Have a good day. :)
At least you can decide for yourself if you want to accept those consequences.
Me, as a child: "I want to eat four KitKats at once."
My parents: "You'll give yourself a tummy ache and spend the rest of the day puking and shitting."
Me, as an adult: puking and shitting noises
We still live in a society governed by laws and morals.
Straight to jail.
You're right, and it's a jail of diabetes.
I was 26 before I realised that I could have as much bacon as I wanted whenever I wanted.
Anyone else just randomly bought a cake and ate the whole thing?
Being an adult isn't all bad.
Kitititit-Katatatat
Working too hard can give you a heart attackackackackackack…
♫♪ You oughtta know by now...♩♬
He's trading in his Chevy for a Kitititit-Katatatat
Next comes the realization you can also buy quality treats.
The best part about eating kit kats wrong is the look of disgust on everyone's faces as you do.
There's no right way to eat a kit kat. Fuck nestle.
It’s funny till you been a grown up too long and you get either disgusted or scared of this lol.
I was in college and loved Arby's beef and Cheddars. Ordered 5 at the drive through, ate them all within 20 minutes. Oof. I still remember how heavy they were.
What weighs more, 5 Arby's beef and cheddar or 5 pounds of Tungsten? The 5 Arby's beef and cheddar, because you also gotta carry the weight of what you did to those Arby's workers
Man was it nice to fill up a shopping cart with ALL THE SWEETS and no-one could stop me.
When I started living on my own I baked a whole thing of cinnamon rolls and ate them all.
I never even thought that i would call someone this, but you have forced me to. YOU BARBARIC!
Choosing to by a psycho is definitely a choice.
I used to have a kit Kat addiction and would eat a whole chocolate block sized bar of the stuff like this
Who eats a kit-cube starting from a corner?!
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