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[-] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago

Whales aren’t fish, they’re whales. There is no such thing as a fish.

[-] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago
[-] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I don’t know how many times I have to say this, I AM NOT A FISH! I am a regular tasty human, and frankly I’m growing real tired of these targeted attacks. You people are ridiculous. I won’t swi-STAND! Y-we stand. I won’t stand for this!

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 15 points 1 year ago

Guys I think this guy might be a fish

[-] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Guys, I think this guy might be a HUGE JERK FACE!

[-] count_duckula@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 year ago

Dunno mate, seems like a dragon to me.

[-] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

A dragon with a jerk for a face.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 6 points 1 year ago

No that guy's Canadian I think

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[-] Hagdos@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Whaddayamean there's no such thing as a fish? I just ate one!

[-] negativenull@piefed.world 27 points 1 year ago


or something, I'm not a biologist

[-] skisnow@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Continuing a long proud tradition of "midwit" memes being made exclusively by people who think they're the 145 IQ guy, but are actually the the 55 IQ guy who found a brown hood.

[-] lime@feddit.nu 24 points 1 year ago
[-] Deceptichum@quokk.au 9 points 1 year ago

Yes but only when culinary, this is why it's okay for vegans to eat whale.

[-] Mist101@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

This tracks, berries keep their seeds on the inside. Whales are bananas and vice versa.

[-] azi@mander.xyz 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Broke: Whales are fish because they look like other fish

Woke: Whales aren't fish because they're in the class Mammalia, not Pisces

Bespoke: Whales are fish because any monophyletic group that encompasses all the fishes must also include the clade Tetrapoda

Artichoke: Whales aren't fish because fishes are a paraphyletic group that includes the entire clade Vertebrata at the exclusion of the clade Tetrapoda.

Stick and Poke: Whales are fish because they've developed the same bodyplan and are in the same ecological niche as the pelagic fishes.

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Look all I'm saying is Hank Green agrees with me that whales are fish.

https://youtu.be/-C3lR3pczjo

[-] teft@piefed.social 7 points 1 year ago

Hank Green is great but good god the adhd runs strong in that one. Watch some of his vlogbrothers videos and count the number of cuts. It's like watching Liam Neeson jump a fence.

Maybe that's why I like him so much lol

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

As one of the horde of neurodivergent folks that love Hank's content, I kind of need it this way. Chris Boden is another one. Long, still, static shots, just punch me right in the attention span and are hard to get through. It takes way more effort than the occasional jump-cut to pull off.

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[-] BakerBagel@midwest.social 10 points 1 year ago

You can't fool me. I've read Moby Dick and Melville dedicated an entire chapter about how whales are absolutely fish

[-] TimewornTraveler@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 year ago
[-] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Ah that's the spirit!!!!

[-] hperrin@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago

Cladistically speaking, whales are just a big colony of eukaryotic clones.

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[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 9 points 1 year ago

I know a doctor of marine biology who disagrees with your assessment.

Everyone that doesn't revel in their fishness is a coward or worse, a creationist.

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[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

whales are fish because they successfully went back to the ocean and i'm jealous

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 1 year ago

Whales are mammals. How is the dude on the right even being pedantic and not just outright dumb?

[-] Semjaza@lemmynsfw.com 21 points 1 year ago

"Fish" isn't a real type of animal, it's a term of convenience for similar looking/acting things that humans have lumped together.

Its taking that back to the medieval level of "whales are fish"... Which ignores that key difference of them breathing air and not having gills.

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 year ago

Calling something a fish is like calling something a tree.

[-] skisnow@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

you're a tree

[-] chaos@beehaw.org 9 points 1 year ago

There isn't a simple evolutionary definition of "fish", not the same way there is for, say, mammals. If you found the common ancestor of everything we call a mammal and said "everything descended from this one is also a mammal", you'd be correct. If you did that for everything we call fish, every animal in the world would be a fish. Also, we decided which animals were fish mostly on vibes, so without a clear definition you can pedantically argue that everything is a fish including mammals.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That's not quite true. A lot of worms, for example, wouldn't be fish, but all fish would be worms. Most invertebrates also wouldn't be fish.

[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago
[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 1 year ago

Isn't that only if they are born between February 19th and March 20th? 🤔

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 year ago

Those are fishies.

[-] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 year ago

"BuT thEy aRe iN ThE sAmE tReE oN thE fUnnY ChArT!!!1!!1"

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