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[-] squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de 183 points 1 year ago
[-] rem26_art@fedia.io 116 points 1 year ago

security of our bottom line!

[-] cRazi_man@europe.pub 55 points 1 year ago

Security from the evil villains who want to block ads. Jesus would have wanted everyone to watch ads as god intended, and these degenerates need to be taken down.

[-] lesnout27@feddit.org 11 points 1 year ago
[-] Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 year ago

This crucification is sponsored by Nord VPN

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Did you incorporate whitespace into your username? How fascinating.

[-] squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 year ago

I forgot about that, since Voyager doesn't display avatars. That's a transparent profile picture. I had problems deleting my old avatar, because avatar deletions didn't federate, back when I tried it. So I just uploaded a transparent png. Maybe I should upload a new avatar to avoid confusion.

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[-] assa123@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

the securities of shareholders

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 139 points 1 year ago

Giant corporations, like billionaires, pivot to trying to control the rest of us when they get too big. Google/Alphabet is not exempt. I remember when their motto was "Don't be evil." Now they want to control what I can install on the personal devices I bought...

[-] Shirasho@lemmings.world 79 points 1 year ago

When a company changes their motto away from "don't be evil" you know damn well they are evil.

[-] elvith@feddit.org 32 points 1 year ago

They still have that motto:

Don't be evil ^to the shareholders^

[-] mcv@lemmy.zip 109 points 1 year ago

Do they have any evidence that F-droid serves more malware than Play Store?

[-] pulsewidth@lemmy.world 82 points 1 year ago

I was curious of the same a few days back, and my research couldn't find a single instance of malware being distributed by the F-Droid store.

But even if it does, what's it to them if something they have no say over affects people not using their stuff?

[-] pulsewidth@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Oh yeah, it's bullshit that reduces user agency and choice either way, I just don't believe for one second that it will improve security as Google is claiming. Its just about control and google consolidating power.

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Like Bluetooth requiring location permissions?

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[-] DanVctr@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

~~Ad block~~ malware being distributed by the F-Droid store

[-] Mwa@thelemmy.club 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Since they force everything to be open source and i think has strict rules, no

[-] rikudou@lemmings.world 31 points 1 year ago
  1. Write an open source malware
  2. Freely publish it everywhere because everyone assumes someone checked it, because it's open source, you know?
  3. ???
  4. Profit
[-] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 25 points 1 year ago

I mean, there are many excellent open source malware.

The ??? Is mostly phishing campaigns, I think.

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[-] notarobot@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 year ago

According to them, when they added a similar registration process and requirements for the playstore they saw a SIGNIFICANT drop on malware.

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 16 points 1 year ago

I don't find that shocking, and to be honest, I don't really see too much of a problem with forcing people to give that information to be on the play store. But to let people make programs that run on the hardware at all is crazy. Forbidding third party app stores is the most anti competitive bullshit ever.

[-] possumparty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago

That's because the playstore caters to everyone, including the children and the dumbest people on the planet.

[-] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 101 points 1 year ago

When they say security, they mean their own financial security.

[-] possumparty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 year ago

I'm almost certain that rooting is going to come back with a vengeance and we'll be doing ever so slightly more complicated workarounds. Fuck Google. I refuse to watch a YouTube ad or sponsor unless I directly consent to supporting that individual creator.

[-] Rooster326@programming.dev 14 points 1 year ago

I'll take that bet.

I am going to bet they come for Rooting next. Unlockable Bootloaders.

In fact they already have started

https://github.com/zenfyrdev/bootloader-unlock-wall-of-shame

[-] gigachad@piefed.social 40 points 1 year ago

Essentially saying we'll just 'install' piracy, as FitGirl is a major player in the piracy scene (as far as games go, no clue if they do other things).

Unless I'm wrong and Fitgirl now has repacks for major android/iOS apps that can be utilized through an existing app interface.

[-] vodka@feddit.org 68 points 1 year ago

And also it's very probably a malicious app that does in fact not give you any pirated games.

Probably adware at best. Wouldn't doubt it also just sends you to non-play apk downloads of malware

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[-] dan1101@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Not knowing that I assumed that Fitgirl was just some crappy gooner app that Google automatically promotes.

[-] faintwhenfree@lemmus.org 9 points 1 year ago

Yeah fitgirl would never release official android app or any platform for that matter.

[-] Venator 18 points 1 year ago

This was supposed to be taken down, but I guess its a proof how you can passively promote piracy on to the play store. This app shows a list of games that have been cracked & repacked

1000000878

[-] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

Fitgirl is a release group for warez.

[-] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 12 points 1 year ago

As others have said, Fitgirl is a major player in the games piracy scene. She doesn't crack the games, but she does repack cracked games (compresses them in clever ways). It's quite common for people to impersonate her or her site to try to fool people into downloading malware. This seems to be another one of those.

She warns against this quite frequently. From her faq, for example:

"Q: Do you have a Facebook page? A: I didn’t, don’t and won’t have a Facebook page. The same applies to Twitter, Instagram, whatever else. This site is the only official FitGirl Repacks source. If you happen to come here from “Facebook FitGirl Page” – you’ve been fooled by an imposter. "

(Note: this comment is not an endorsement of games piracy, and this community is not the appropriate venue for discussions of that nature. Anyone interested should go to relevant communities like the ones hosted on the db0 Lemmy instance )

[-] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

This is hilarious. Did not know fit girl was on the play store.

[-] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

What is it and does it have anything to do with Audrey Tautou?

[-] Railcar8095@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

It's the symbol of that release group. The reason for that is unknown to me.

[-] rapchee@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

she's fit? (UK slang for attractive)

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 11 points 1 year ago

But my gosh doesn’t she know it.

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Maybe she isn't and it's malware.

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[-] fin@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

I trust apps from f-droid more than any app on Play Storw

[-] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 year ago

you get 6 play points for it even

[-] And009@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 year ago

Looks fit though

[-] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

amélie poulain aimes creme brulee

[-] BilSabab@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

that's why duckduck gang 4 life

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