"No I'm ... doesn't. "
"Don't you worry about blank, let me worry about blank!"
"I'm having one of those things, you know, a headache with pictures."
"I'm having one of those things, you know, a headache with pictures"
"An idea?"
Fry grunts excitedly
I love that bit lol
I would’ve also accepted, “Blank?! BLANK?! You’re not looking at the big picture!
You took the two I was saving for today. (First and last). Poop!
Finally you posted this one, been waiting to post my favourite obscure line from the show:
“They’re like sex except I’m having them”
Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?
Or
Why couldn't she be the other kind of Mermaid? With the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom?
Professor: And Fry, you have that brain thing
Fry: I ALREADY DID!
'Billy West'? What a stupid, phony, made-up name!
Thanks to denial, I'm immortal.
It tastes like a party in my mouth and everybody is throwing up
"Space... it seems to go on and on forever... but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you."
I did do the nasty in the pasty.
Verily
"Back in the 21st century, we didn't need a fancy mechanical can-opening device! We just used a can-opener!"
struggles and fails to open a can
"I'm hungry! 😩"
Fry: Amy, you know how at first you like chocolate but then you get tired of it because it always wants to hang out with you?
Amy: Huh? You don't like chocolate?
Fry: Could chocolate just let me finish?
Another classic:
"Fry: Wait a minute, is that blimp accurate?
Leela: Yep. It's December 31st 2999.
Fry: My God! A million years!"
Of course I've been up all night! Not because of caffeine, it was insomnia. I couldn't stop thinking about coffee.
Leela: But fry, you are poor.
Fry: Yeah but one day I might not be, and then people like me better watch out!
Shut up and take my money!
But existing is basically all I do!
I can explain that! See, it used to be milk and, well, time makes fools of us all.
Dirty boy! Dirty dirty boy!
Leela: "Did you drive a lot in the 20th century?"
Fry: "Nah, nobody drove in New York. There was too much traffic."
Or:
Fry: "I don't want you to hear it until it's done."
Leela: "But it's beautiful!"
Fry: "So's a peacock but you don't eat it until it's cooked."
I'm gonna get you soooo many lizards
Which crazy thing happening are you guys screaming about?
"Cease to exist?! But that's basically all I do!"
Leela: No offense Fry... but you've become a fat sack of crap.
Fry: Sack!?
Fry: Mister Nimoy, I came as soon as I heard what happened centuries ago. I can't believe your show was banned.
Leonard Nimoy: I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.
Fry: You know. 1966? 79 episodes, about 30 good ones.
"Have you heard of the Monks of Deshuba?"
Girls like swarms of things, right?
“What smells like blue?”
“This seems like a good place to take a dump.”
What smells like blue is one of my favourite lines....cause I consider blue a flavour. Mean it's not technically either but I said my stance.
Fix it! Fix it! Fix it! Fix it! Fix it! Fix it!
Fix it! Fix it! Fix it!
Yet the Zookeeper escaped, thus proving that the deadliest animal of them all... is the Zookeeper!
No I'm.. doesn't
"If you rule out every guy with a lizard tongue or a low I.Q. or an explosive, violent temper, of course you're going to be lonely."
Spoons in the foot powder!
Did everything just taste purple?
I love how everyone just split up and quoted every line in the show
Can chocolate just let me finish?
Ow...The butter in my pocket is melting.
"Oops", when he misses the button
"I've got one single nail. And another nail to nail it with. And I'm going to stop this infernal ice cream machine once and for all!"
Girls like swarms of lizards, right?
I am going to get you so many lizards!
Ow! My sperm!
This is a cool way to diiiieeeee....
Why is the TV getting smaller?
For all things Futurama
Rule 1: Don't be a jerkwad!
Rule 2: Alternate video links to be linked in a comment, below the original video.
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