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Furryosa says "You are NOT washing your hands today bitch." (lemmy.nz)

submitted 11 months ago by YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today to c/cat@lemmy.world

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Why does hers gotta bully me like this‽

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[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 15 points 11 months ago

To anyone worried, I went to the kitchen and used Ajax.

[-] Mesophar@pawb.social 4 points 11 months ago

That is the correct response

[-] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 11 months ago

Just grab the ENTIRE cat and give relentless affection ☺️

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 11 months ago

Just let her clean you with her scratchy tongue. 👅

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Furryosa may say “no”, but the intrusive thoughts say “yes”

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 8 points 11 months ago

She has taught me that, if I value having my blood inside me, to not let the intrusive thoughts win.

[-] vrek@programming.dev 4 points 11 months ago

I can't tell from the photo but if your sink turns on by lifting the handle, use a broom and then RUN!

Can be done if they twist open but is harder...

[-] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 11 months ago

Experience tells me there's a 50/50 chance the cat just... sits there, getting soggy.

[-] vrek@programming.dev 4 points 11 months ago

That's when you make really cold or really hot..

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 4 points 11 months ago

Other 50% and she teleports like an enderman

[-] limelight79@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

We have one that loves water. He's gotten into running showers several times.

[-] Noodle07@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

She's still the cutest Kitty

[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Dangereous spot to be calling me a bitch but alas, I am still powerless.

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 points 11 months ago

I am so sorry! Please don't bleed me all slow like!

[-] Jimbo@pawb.social 6 points 11 months ago

This is when you give pets instead

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 5 points 11 months ago

Not with poopy hands! She stains easily.

[-] elephantium@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

We love Furryosa! So smug ❤️

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 points 11 months ago

And she loves you,

[-] klemptor@startrek.website 4 points 11 months ago

She's getting so big! 🤍

[-] hroderic@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

It feels like only a few days ago that we saw her first pics!

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 11 months ago

It feels like just yesterday I asked you fuckers to help me name her. Thank you (collectively) so much. Y'all (you especially) cool af!

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