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[-] purplemonkeymad@programming.dev 98 points 9 months ago

I feel like you should at least have the ingredients that are in the name of the dish.

[-] steventhedev@lemmy.world 42 points 9 months ago

Crab Rangoon begs to differ, but that is an extreme example

[-] slothrop@lemmy.ca 35 points 9 months ago

Tartar sauce enters the room.

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

I forgot about cream of tartar and thought you were a cannibal for a second.

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[-] red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 9 months ago

Theseus' recipe. How many ingredients can you replace before it's a different dish?

[-] LSNLDN@slrpnk.net 36 points 9 months ago
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[-] TowardsTheFuture@lemmy.zip 14 points 9 months ago

To be fair in MOST things baking substituting some banana, pumpkin, applesauce, etc. for egg will work fine (and impart some flavor so, pick which one works for what you're doing) but in an uhh egg custard.... well... That is a bit different. (Really I would probably just use like potato starch to get something that would set correctly, but you would need to adjust flavor if you wanted to get it close since that won't give egg flavor.)

[-] FoxyFerengi@startrek.website 10 points 9 months ago

In recipes that have egg as the star ingredient I add just a teeny pinch of kala namak, it adds a bit of the background sulfur flavor. I'm allergic to egg whites, but honestly I'm not sure I'd even bother with an egg custard. There are plenty of alternative desserts that dont need to be a vegan dish that's 80% starch lol

[-] TownhouseGloryHole@lemmy.world 87 points 9 months ago

"NON-GMO"

Proceeds to use banana...

[-] Bombastion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 9 months ago

I agree that most anti-GMO stances are silly, but Cavendish bananas aren't GMO. (The history of major banana cultivars is super interesting, though!)

[-] scholar@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago

Almost all food crops are GMO through the practice of selective breeding. Bananas have been altered to be sterile, seedless, and have larger edible fruit.

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[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago

Yes, but can us Pro-GMO get Gros Michels back into production? I'll let Monsanto inject me with 5G Tylenol vaccines for the rebirth of those yellow fatties.

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[-] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 52 points 9 months ago

This has to be bait, "no gmo gluten free vegans"?!

C'moooooon

[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 41 points 9 months ago

My ex's Mom is a vegetarian (who also doesn't believe in using GMOs or a microwave) and her Dad has celiac and legitimately can't do gluten.

I hate trying to cook for them, and I REALLY hate it when they cook for me. Her Dad made these "dessert" balls that are made from flax seed and sadness the first time we met and I pretended to like them to be polite. Now he always makes me a bunch of them and I have to choke them down with a smile. I'll bee seeing them Friday and know I get to look forward to chomping on birdseed.

[-] Eheran@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago

Why do you keep that lie up?

[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 26 points 9 months ago

Because he's a very sweet man and really enjoys sharing them with me. I'm not gonna take that away from him.

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 9 months ago

Flaxseed and sadness is a step up from cyanide and happiness

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[-] janus2@lemmy.zip 13 points 9 months ago

i use a lot of flaxseed and have experienced the "ah shit too much flax" very often

flaxseed-based dessert should be an internationally recognized war crime

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[-] proudblond@lemmy.world 23 points 9 months ago

Also the reply says the recipe is for an egg custard tart. Why would a vegan even be looking at a recipe like that?

[-] Protoknuckles@lemmy.world 38 points 9 months ago

My wife was gluten free for awhile for health reasons on doctors orders. She would try to make the most outrageous gluten free versions of food because she missed them, but they were always terrible. I kept telling her, instead of making a bad version of a good food, make healthy food taste good.

[-] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 9 months ago

Yep. For instance, making a vegan version of a non vegan food can turn out disappointing. But a food that is just vegan to start with? Delicious.

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[-] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 9 months ago

The benefit of the doubt would be that they liked custard tarts before going vegan and wanted to try and make a vegan version?

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 16 points 9 months ago

Then wouldn't you search for "vegan egg tart"?

[-] TowardsTheFuture@lemmy.zip 9 points 9 months ago

Could be stupid, could be someone who was told "honestly vegan recipes are often bad just look up a recipe and swap the egg for banana/pumpkin/applesauce and it'll be fine." which... usually yes, as egg is there as binder and not there as like.. the whole point of the dish.

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[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 12 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I've met people like this. They are real and usually not invited back.

Edit: same to anyone claiming to be allergic to msg! Mfer I just saw you drink a bloody Mary!

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[-] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 42 points 9 months ago

Thing is a ripe mashed banana can be used as an egg substitute for recipes. Not that one clearly.

[-] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago

Bro, these scrambled eggs taste like shit.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 39 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Depends what the egg is being used for. As a binder? Absolutely! Works great in cakes. But you certainly are not making custard with it.

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[-] D_C@sh.itjust.works 28 points 9 months ago

Ok, but ... sometimes one just has to acknowledge that a banana isn't an egg, you know?

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[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Probably not when it's the main ingredient like in this case

Might as well just make a banana pie

[-] grue@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago

Instructions unclear; what do I do with this circuit board?

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[-] jlow@discuss.tchncs.de 30 points 9 months ago

I just recently found out that (in some cakes) bananes actually can eb eggs. Pretty cool!

[-] udon@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

Yes, basically in any cake that doesn't have "Egg" in the name :)

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[-] echodot@feddit.uk 25 points 9 months ago

Someone should tell her that bananas are a GMO. So is rice, corn, broccoli, cauliflower, cabbage, brussels sprouts, kale, and mustard. They all exist because humans modified them, if humans didn't exist then neither would those plants.

Ironically the one thing that isn't a GMO is the damn egg.

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[-] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 24 points 9 months ago

I used to try and gauge how good a recipe I found online is by reading through the comments that people leave below. However, about 10 years ago or so, I had to stop because it seemed like nearly every single one had multiple comments like this, though not quite as extreme. I think some people are like me, they must enjoy pretending to be faceboomers and leaving ridiculous comments on random sites. I still remember one that I read a while ago that gave me a giant chuckle. But most of them just give me heart burn. Then again so does eggs.

[-] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago

I love recipe comments like these. It is really just insight into how absolutely ludicrous and entitled people are. Why can't your recipe simply bend reality to my will, and modify itself into what I desire to give me the outcome of my dreams.

"Instead of chicken I used an unborn cow's fetus and it tasted a bit funny, 1/5 stars"

[-] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 16 points 9 months ago

We didn't have any potatoes on hand for the potato salad so we used diced up and used our pet clown fish instead. It tasted funny.

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[-] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 9 months ago

I tried a recipe for a cake but I substituted the dry ingredients for buns because they're already baked, I replaced the chocolate with burger, and I replaced the frosting with sauce. Can anyone explain to me why my cake tastes like a hamburger now?

[-] Noodle07@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

It's because of the oven, can't you read ?

[-] magnetosphere@fedia.io 19 points 9 months ago

A+ for diplomacy

[-] TomMasz@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago

I would like to believe people like this don't exist. But sadly, they do.

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[-] slothrop@lemmy.ca 14 points 9 months ago

Mashed bananas and scrambled eggs are the same!

[-] peridinium@mander.xyz 10 points 9 months ago
[-] slothrop@lemmy.ca 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Purchased a bunch at church.

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[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago
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I Didn’t Have Eggs

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People making changes to recipes and then complaining it didn’t turn out.

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