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[–] dumbass@piefed.social 57 points 8 months ago (6 children)

Then we use the liquid remains of their children to coat them in crumbs.

[–] ms_lane@lemmy.world 39 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (8 children)

...of Crushed plants, that we infested with LIVING FUNGUS, BURNED and them CRUSHED THEM AGAIN!

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[–] Demdaru@lemmy.world 45 points 8 months ago (77 children)

One of the saddest truths about aggresive vegans is that, no matter what they say or write, normal folk won't care. Yes, we skin 'em, we fry 'em, we eat 'em. Exactly. No matter how you dress that, that's normal. And you trying to dress it as disgusting is only making it sound more epic.

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[–] greedytacothief@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 8 months ago (33 children)

I think it's totally natural for humans to eat meat. But also definitely more moral to abstain from eating it.

[–] badcommandorfilename@lemmy.world 21 points 8 months ago (7 children)

If the situation were reversed, chickens would eat us without a second thought.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 12 points 8 months ago

I've seen a rooster eat a chick before, it was horrifying.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Good people of Cyrodiil. Welcome to the arena...

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[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 21 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Dissolve in the acids inside of meee*

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[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I suddenly want a chicken sandwich

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I am perfectly fine with the knowledge that my stomach is a graveyard.

[–] nickiwest@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

At most, my stomach is a funeral home.

If you eat meat and it remains permanently in your body, please seek medical attention.

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[–] pentastarm@piefed.ca 18 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Dethklok's next album revealed

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[–] MapleEngineer@lemmy.world 17 points 8 months ago (7 children)

"Bloodmouth" is one of my trigger words. As soon as I hear it I know the speaker is a complete fucking moron and stop listening. From that point on all I hear is mwah mwah mwah like Charlie Brown's teacher. Feckless background noise.

[–] Alaknar@sopuli.xyz 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Although I have to say "bloodmouth's graveyard stomach" hits SUPER hard

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[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

“Bloodmouth carnist food?” What an idiot.

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