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[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 191 points 6 months ago (4 children)

She probably earned every penny.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 129 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm honestly surprised. This is the sort of horrible job that immigrants are usually stuck doing.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 47 points 6 months ago (1 children)

She looks like she could be his daughter. I couldn't find anything on her age, does anyone know?

[–] Sludgehammer@lemmy.world 100 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Well a quick search says she was born in 1988, and Adams was born in 1957. They were married in 2019, so she would have been 31 and he would have been 62. So yes, easily within the age of a daughter.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 41 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I thought she was much younger from a pic I saw. At least he was in the legal age range.

Edit: This is the pic I was referring to. Kind of shitty to show him in the 90's with it, lol.

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 39 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I was 32 when my daughter was born. This makes me feel more than a little bit queasy.

[–] deadbeef79000 16 points 6 months ago

Rightly so.

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[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago

My parents were 1959 and I am early 80s so absolutely daughter age.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 months ago

He forgot the β€œplus seven” part of β€œhalf your age plus seven”.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 43 points 6 months ago

She had to endure 2 years of him and him telling her how she can use her mouth. She's underpaid.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 25 points 6 months ago (4 children)

I applaud anyone taking money from a fascist.

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

However I despise anyone fucking a fascist

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[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 64 points 6 months ago (5 children)

He died this week didn't he?

[–] NullPointerException@lemmy.ca 98 points 6 months ago (3 children)

And almost nobody noticed. I used to read Dilbert, I bought his books and loved them. But the racism was always there, in Asok jokes and even in the Elbonians.

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 49 points 6 months ago

Most of the tech communities I participate in mentioned his death. Dilbert's cultural relevance ended a few decades ago, but it was a pretty big deal during the .com boom.

[–] antonim@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

The official White House Twitter account posted about his death, it was pretty noticeable. 😬

[–] kungen@feddit.nu 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

So the guy on the right is dead, is it foreshadowing for those other two guys in the pic?

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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 11 points 6 months ago

he became more outwardly right wing at the time trump came around

[–] boaratio@lemmy.world 34 points 6 months ago

Rest in piss.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago

And nothing of value was lost

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[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 51 points 6 months ago (5 children)

Well, he at the very least, probably didn't refer to her as an "insta thot"

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[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 36 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] borari@lemmy.dbzer0.com 77 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I mean it’s just a thing two people agree to and sign before they get married. You could have your lawyer put anything in a prenup, it’s just most people only give a fuck about the money and assets.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 33 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Yeah it's uncommon, but not unheard of for there to even be sexual components to a prenup.

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[–] lauracor@lemmy.world 35 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Internet stories get exaggerated fast. Real people and relationships are always more complex than a single viral narrative.

[–] Virtvirt588@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago

That is true. To be fair, Lemmy had its times where apparent "experts" deduced insane claims from quick glances of images. But it shows that judging the book by its cover is a real thing, and it applies to anything.

[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 18 points 6 months ago

He might've been fine with railing her for two years for whatever money she got out of it. I guess that would've been a win-win

[–] sauerkrautsaul@lemmus.org 18 points 6 months ago

dilbert fuckin sucked assholes

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Fair play to both of them tbh.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Actually a good sport to only require a two-year prenup. Rush Limbaugh made his "wives" sign ten-year prenups and being married to Limbaugh has to be worse than being married to the Dilbert dude.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The trick is to encourage him to spend his time with his friends doing whatever they do. If he's getting laid, visiting strippers, etc. that's great, at least he's not bothering you. He's going to get tired of banging you anyway. Then when the pre-nup vests, you take the money and run.

I think in Rush Limbaugh's case the trick is to make sure he stays dead. Dead Rush Limbaugh is the best sort of Rush Limbaugh.

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[–] Frostbeard@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Ok ok ok. Now that the comment section has been explained "insta thot", does anyone have source!?

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 9 points 6 months ago

Trash accumulates.

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Non-passerine

Apparently the passerines are the largest bird group, but I fail to see the relevance here, somehow.

[–] 5wim@slrpnk.net 21 points 6 months ago

They were looking for a roadrunner Roadrunner from the cartoon

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