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[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 298 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This company never disappoints

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 34 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 26 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] incompetent@programming.dev 10 points 5 months ago

And flavor.

[–] Know_not_Scotty_does@lemmy.world 202 points 5 months ago (1 children)

They did a limited run of the game where the cards explain the joke so it was considered educational material, thus circumventing the tarrifs. Its pretty good, props on them for doing it.

[–] YetAnotherNerd@sopuli.xyz 102 points 5 months ago

It is WELL worth it, even for people not normally a fan of it.

There are cool backstories like “we ran out of ideas, but this made us pee ourselves laughing so we went that direction since it showed it would work” and for the pope card a description of who the pope is, ending with (paraphrased)“the current pope is some guy named Bob from Chicago”

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 117 points 5 months ago (11 children)

The game has gotten kind of old to me, but I wanna support them any way I can. Any other things they make that I could buy?

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 101 points 5 months ago

If you want to support them any way you can just simply buy their shit regardless. You can gift it to people.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 76 points 5 months ago (2 children)

same, but played the family version for my kids and it was so much fun.

the youngest one needs to practice reading, and that game was a few hours of her reading and laughing as hard as she could

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 26 points 5 months ago

This brings a smile to my face

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 25 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Oh, hell yeah. Thank you for this idea. I've been wanting a fun way to teach my son to read. Thank you.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

you have no idea how twisted/dark can kid's humour get

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

No no, I do. I have a very imaginative 5 yr old. He saw me play Helldivers once and wouldn't stop saying "sweet liberty my leg!" The looks I go in public.

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.world 27 points 5 months ago

They have many fine products on their all products page.

[–] Bassman1805@lemmy.world 25 points 5 months ago (4 children)

The "Don't talk to me until I've had my Clam-o-naise" mug is tempting me.

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[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

Buy the SFW version and gift it to a school or library.

[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

There are now tons of different expansions for CAH, like specific topic types and whatnot like sci-fi, nature, food, medicine.

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[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 85 points 5 months ago

No sarcasm, the best kind of advertising.

[–] CreamyJalapenoSauce@piefed.social 81 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] enphurgen@lemmy.world 21 points 5 months ago (2 children)

We can make this the norm by boycotting greedy corporations

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[–] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 77 points 5 months ago

I may have gotten tired of the game but I never get tired of this company

[–] Ranulph@thelemmy.club 65 points 5 months ago (2 children)

You can keep the money. I want my country back. I want the Epstein Trials, the rule of law and consequences for all administration officials, law enforcement and ICE agents.

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[–] Infrapink@thebrainbin.org 52 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm sorry, I thought this was Cards Against Humanity.

[–] T156@lemmy.world 28 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The cards might be against humanity, but that doesn't necessarily mean the company is.

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[–] jve@lemmy.world 35 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 27 points 5 months ago

Thank you for linking cause the FAQ is even better than the post.

[–] qevlarr@lemmy.world 32 points 5 months ago (3 children)
[–] scintilla@crust.piefed.social 40 points 5 months ago (11 children)

This is such a reddit comment. If you don't enjoy it don't play it, but acting smugly superior to those that do just makes you look like an ass.

[–] qevlarr@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

I thought it was funny, geeez

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[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 34 points 5 months ago

First of all, ow.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Yeah, I can't stand the game, this bailed it, but I've always appreciated their stances, because I agree with them of course. But like you, when someone says hey let's play cards against humanity, I say let's not. I can make jokes about people's races and cancer without the cards, don't need everyone cramping my style.

[–] damnedfurry@lemmy.world 32 points 5 months ago (2 children)

when the Trump Administration gives us our tariff refund

Who is expecting this to actually ever happen?

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 8 points 5 months ago

EVERYBODY! They WILL give the money back, and we're going to FORCE them. The only reason they get away with this shit is because we allow it. We have the power, we have to exercise it.

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[–] Eryn6844@piefed.blahaj.zone 25 points 5 months ago

the corporations we need.

[–] Redstone1@lemmings.world 25 points 5 months ago

brb going to buy more CAH cards

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Well son of a bitch. A cooperation doing something morally correct.

[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Not a corporation. They're not "incorporated" and are not publically traded (afaik).

They're a private company who are still able to do these kinds of things because they're not beholden to stockholders.

To me, companies like them aren't the problem. Corporations with stockholders are the problem.

[–] friedmag@lemmy.ml 5 points 5 months ago

Public companies don't have to be evil, despite popular belief. It's a choice. Meanwhile, private equity is at least as consistently evil. Public/private is not in itself the problem. Greedy, sociopathic assholes are the problem.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 8 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] ryven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The original announcement was on their Facebook page, and links to https://www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com/

Note that they didn't raise their own prices (they absorbed 100% of the tariffs on products they make), so if you bought directly from them or through their Amazon listing, you didn't overpay and don't need a refund. If you bought from a retailer like Wal-Mart or Target, they'll start by refunding people who have a receipt, and then if there is money left over they'll try to refund anyone else who thinks they overpaid.

[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 23 points 5 months ago (1 children)

so they are actually giving back money they never charged anyone for? The money they are getting back is the money tarrif stole them no?

[–] ryven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This can't be a good financial decision for them, but holy shit is it based.

[–] kent_eh@lemmy.ca 19 points 5 months ago

They've always bragged about making bad financial decisions simply because the results of those decisions amused them.

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