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[-] RyanDownyJr@lemmy.world 112 points 5 months ago

Based on that * looks like he might be adding more songs to that list. 🙃

[-] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 60 points 5 months ago

Time to add cbat

[-] NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca 7 points 5 months ago

He was in high school, I’m sure he could be finished in 3 minutes. No need for more songs

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 71 points 5 months ago
[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 37 points 5 months ago

This. That song came out yesterday.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Seriously, I remember doing an audio-focuaed tech demo to some basic PM whose favorite band was Imagine Dragons and at the time wondering how much life was left in my career

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

I've been hearing people rip on Imagine Dragons forever but I had no idea what their music sounded like, so I went and did a deep dive on them a couple of years ago. I was like "wait a minute, I've heard all of these songs -- how is that possible?" Then I realized I've heard them all while grocery shopping late at night.

[-] Banana@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago

It all started with that stupid stomp-clap phase they had

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 4 points 5 months ago

I’ve got a product demo presentation to give about this time tomorrow. I’m not sure if our soulless corporate music is any better.

I don’t feel old, but I see this old guy in the mirror.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Oh, hello, me.

I made the mistake of preloading classical music. Nobody but nerds and perverts likes Mozart, apparently.

If you can, just play what you like. Expose them to a tiny bit of reality.

[-] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Boy, do I have music for you. But, judging by the timestamp, it's a bit too late.

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[-] RaphaelSchmitz@feddit.org 6 points 5 months ago

Yeah it's not like it's 14 years old or something like that!

[-] Rusty@lemmy.ca 20 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I'm so old, I recognize all the jokes about how shitty Imagine Dragons as the jokes about Nickelback.

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

I'm trying to think of which band was the early '80s equivalent of Nickelback. I'd probably say Journey but today's kids wouldn't believe it since their reputation has improved recently.

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[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

As a fellow old, I gotta say - actually, yeah.

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[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 45 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Why go to the effort of creating a playlist when you only need one song?

[-] friendlycheese@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

Sad that I knew what it was before clicking

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[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 40 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I've fucked to Radioactive.

Not great. Pretty sure it wasn't the song tho, but I don't think it helped.

[-] Mistic@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago

Clearly should've used cbat

[-] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

It reduced like 69 sex points before you even got out of your pants. Sorry.

[-] Banana@sh.itjust.works 22 points 5 months ago

Fools not realizing the best sex music is and always will be Deftones.

[-] protist@retrofed.com 11 points 5 months ago

I see you, and raise you the Massive Attack album Mezzanine

[-] Banana@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago

Oh damn I love massive attack, great choice.

Idk if it can beat Cbat

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[-] blanket@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 months ago

i keep saying this. that man's voice does things.

[-] Banana@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 months ago
[-] Fetus@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Didn't know there was a Chino emoji!

[-] atomicorange@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Chino does the moaning for you!

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[-] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 20 points 5 months ago

Yeah, everybody knows you play "Thunder" during sex. Sheesh!

[-] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago

I don't know what everybody's laughing about, it's not a good song for sex but it's perfectly fine for potential sex.

[-] TractorDuffy@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago
[-] Grass@sh.itjust.works 15 points 5 months ago

doot doodoot doot doodoodoot doot

[-] The_Almighty_Walrus@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

CBAT - Hudson Mohawke

[-] jack_of_sandwich@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 5 months ago

Are they going to update the playlist?

[-] purplemonkeymad@programming.dev 19 points 5 months ago

The star in the window title suggests that they have already made edits to the file that still need to be saved.

[-] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 months ago

nah that's just MS saying you've changed the file because you've observed it

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Copilot has helpfully added rich text formatting in a proprietary way specifically designed to lock other programs out of ever interacting usefully with the file.

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[-] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 13 points 5 months ago

Only time “Sex” and “Imagine Dragons” have ever appeared on the same document together

[-] atomicorange@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

You clearly haven’t heard of furries. Those kids imagine dragons doing all sorts of things!

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Imagine Dragon deez nuts across your face.

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[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 13 points 5 months ago

I dated someone in the 90's who later became a cable tv celebrity. I remember that White Zombie's Thrust! was part of the sex playlist. Now everytime I see them on TV all I can think of is busting multiple rubbers while pounding to Thrust!.

Good times.

[-] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago
[-] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

checks own teenaged list and sees Beautiful by HIM and 'that paradise song from Starship Troopers'

Fuck I feel old now.

[-] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 7 points 5 months ago

Deftones is actually goated for sex. Theyre also just really good in general but yeah you get it

[-] melfie@lemmy.zip 6 points 5 months ago

Rahhh, shove it, shove it, shove it!

[-] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

High school? Radioactive from Imagine Dragons? He says it like it was 10 tears ago dude....

Edit: Oh fuck...

[-] hesh@quokk.au 4 points 5 months ago

New meaning for "banger"

[-] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 months ago

Time Apart by Fadent.

The love theme from Far Cry: Blood Dragon.

Sexual Healing. Or, as my old man called it, industrial strength panty remover.

[-] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 months ago

Thankfully all of mine have disappeared in one way or another, so I am safe from any potential embarrassment.

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