Philosophers write all that fully intending to conclude that life has no meaning.
Now if you all don’t mind, I’m gonna take the other photo, retire to my quarters, and beat my dick until it calls the police.
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Why? It will already have been beaten.
The meaning of life is biting thumbs?
confused
i bite my thumb at thee!
The term “life” according to NASA is a system capable of Darwinian evolution. That definition is only possible if there is some form of reproduction involved. So in a way, the term “life” kinda literally means sex.
Considering Aristotle’s stance that the purpose of a thing was the same as what it is meant to do (e.g. an antique violin should belong to a musician not a museum because the purpose/definition of an instrument is to be played), life being defined by sex would make sex the philosophical purpose of life.
Fine, replace the word “sex” with “reproduction” and it still works
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horizontal_gene_transfer
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