This is mammal propaganda!
of course it's attacked by avian propagandist without proof to the contrary
Penguins don't force their children to fly.
Checkmate, atheists!
Penguins are birds that are trying to evolve into mammals. Commendable.
My atheist ways have proven to be wrong. I am now a firm believer in penguin Jesus
When resources are scarce, birds will literally push the weakest chick out of the nest to increase the survival chance of the rest. They'll keep going too, and kill them all if they have to
Loads of mammals will do that.
Bears, for example.
Hell. Some seals just leave their kids on the ice.
Possums are so smooth brained their kids fall off and mum just keeps the bus rolling. Tasmanian devils, too.
And hippos just forget their kiddos are even there and trample them.
And that’s not even mentioning the crazy shit humans get up to
Cats famously do this to runts
I have kittens on the way. I am... pretty stressed out
It makes me sick.
h/t P D Eastman, whose books I have read like 16,000,000 times after having children


This book went hard when I was 4
How did the crocodile egg get in the nest?
A boy found the egg laying on a path. He was surrounded by turtles, alligators, and a bunch of other non-bird animals that also lay eggs. But he assumed it was a bird egg, found the nearest bird nest, put it in, and thought he had done a Good Deed.
What a maroon
A macaroon, even!
That's one hell of an egg
Sharks, with hungry babies hatching inside them: “WELCOME TO THUNDERDOME!”
And these vicious sods, throwing their babies at predators. Look into the face of true evil.

That’s racist.
Reptile: mom? Mom where are you!?
Alligator mom: "Yurr ein my mouf, idiot"
TIL my parents are birds
Mammals got it easy
Tell that to giraffe

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