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Animal Parents (lemmy.nz)
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[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 123 points 4 months ago

This is mammal propaganda!

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 47 points 4 months ago

of course it's attacked by avian propagandist without proof to the contrary

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 28 points 4 months ago

Penguins don't force their children to fly.

Checkmate, atheists!

[-] starik@lemmy.zip 14 points 4 months ago

Penguins are birds that are trying to evolve into mammals. Commendable.

[-] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

My atheist ways have proven to be wrong. I am now a firm believer in penguin Jesus

[-] protist@retrofed.com 11 points 4 months ago

When resources are scarce, birds will literally push the weakest chick out of the nest to increase the survival chance of the rest. They'll keep going too, and kill them all if they have to

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 28 points 4 months ago

Loads of mammals will do that.

Bears, for example.

Hell. Some seals just leave their kids on the ice.

Possums are so smooth brained their kids fall off and mum just keeps the bus rolling. Tasmanian devils, too.

And hippos just forget their kiddos are even there and trample them.

And that’s not even mentioning the crazy shit humans get up to

[-] bilb@lemmy.ml 6 points 4 months ago

Cats famously do this to runts

[-] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

I have kittens on the way. I am... pretty stressed out

[-] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

It makes me sick.

[-] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 48 points 4 months ago

h/t P D Eastman, whose books I have read like 16,000,000 times after having children

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[-] silver@das-eck.haus 21 points 4 months ago

This book went hard when I was 4

[-] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

How did the crocodile egg get in the nest?

[-] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 28 points 4 months ago

A boy found the egg laying on a path. He was surrounded by turtles, alligators, and a bunch of other non-bird animals that also lay eggs. But he assumed it was a bird egg, found the nearest bird nest, put it in, and thought he had done a Good Deed.

What a maroon

[-] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

A macaroon, even!

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 months ago

That's one hell of an egg

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 25 points 4 months ago

Sharks, with hungry babies hatching inside them: “WELCOME TO THUNDERDOME!”

[-] erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works 40 points 4 months ago

And these vicious sods, throwing their babies at predators. Look into the face of true evil.

[-] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

That’s racist.

[-] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 19 points 4 months ago

Reptile: mom? Mom where are you!?

[-] bilb@lemmy.ml 13 points 4 months ago

Alligator mom: "Yurr ein my mouf, idiot"

[-] snoons@lemmy.ca 18 points 4 months ago

TIL my parents are birds

[-] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 4 months ago
[-] muhyb@programming.dev 47 points 4 months ago

Tell that to giraffe

[-] nuko147@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago
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