I do love posts like this. Like, yes, point how just how flippin ridiculous the argument sounds when you flip it around..as if it didn't sound ridiculous enough as-is. Love it π
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OHHH... Fucking hell, this was so close to what I've seen that I assumed this was completely sincere. Masterful satire.
Yes, itβs a satire of the incel βroastieβ BS.
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Yeah, that's why I have a micro penis. All the sex I've had.
Prolly
Seems to me like a critique in reverse about sex in regards to womenβs anatomy. I like it.
Call me old fashioned but I like a woman who doesn't cut off the penises of her partners and turn them into sausages
π«΅Boomer.
Lemme tell you young whippersnapper, when she offers to show you her collection of penis trophies, run. Big red flag. You'll thank me one day, now get off my lawn!
But she's fun at barbecues!
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Coward
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The virgin penis is still full of cum that has built up in it over the years. That's why it's so big. Do you really want to have to face 5 year old cum?
The old "saving up for marriage"
I imagine it probably turns to curd or cheese, and then polymerizes and you can shoot bullets like the worst revision batman.
it probably turns to curd or cheese
Ah, that's what that is. I think mine is leaking
No worries, that can be used instead of butter to make sandwiches
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Clearly that's why you need someone into oral. They'll suck all the blood back into your penis to reinflate it. In fact, I'm going to start using that pickup line on all the guys. I bet my numbers start jumping!
Clearly thatβs why you need someone into oral.
There is no greater blessing under heaven than receiving enthusiastic oral
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I hate it. No chick wants to date me due to my small and thin penis that has been worn down to a tiny stump from all the sexual partners ive had. They tell me its like throwing a sausage down a hallway π
Guess I fucked thousands and thousands of women in my sleep.
Damn my right hand must be too strong
I've been married for many, many years, (the same woman too). And I can testify that there is a certain truth here.
its gonna turn into a competition of who has the most shriveled penis
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I am so sick and tired of saying this: it returns back to its normal size after intercourse!
Not if her partner is black. I've heard there's no going back once it's had that.
I should put some coal up there.
up where?!
that's where I PEE!
Not right now, you don't!
The one on the right looks bigger though, it's just zoomed out.
I'm a virgin with a small dick. Sometimes it's big but not very often. Maybe it's stress or anxiety idk.
Maybe itβs stress or anxiety idk.
Could just be that we're in for six more weeks of winter.
Yeah, porn actors are living proof of that theory...
Level up your oral skills.
Those penises look like they'll be delicious after I hit them with me searzall
Fuck the p away . . . fuck the p away
ETA damnit, just realized it should have been "fuck the peen away"
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