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[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 233 points 4 months ago

storage: ZFS RAID2 array of three hundred free icloud accounts

I bet somebody's been bored and/or psychotic enough to have done that, booted a Linux machine from it, and played DOOM on it.

[-] notabot@piefed.social 113 points 4 months ago

I had planned to do some productive work tomorrow, but this is calling to me. I must be strong...

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 32 points 4 months ago

Go on! You know you want to!

[-] RogueBanana@piefed.zip 13 points 4 months ago

Now that we have decided you are going to do it. Share the results of whatever comes out it.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Me? I'm just a simple Mint-user.

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[-] CameronDev@programming.dev 23 points 4 months ago

I'm sure I saw something like that a while ago, but it was mostly a joke project. Can't remember its name or anything though.

For a more exciting FS, there is: https://github.com/yarrick/pingfs

[-] lime@feddit.nu 12 points 4 months ago

i prefer this one because it has metadata https://github.com/philipl/pifs

[-] moopet@sh.itjust.works 18 points 4 months ago

There was a brief fascination with gmail-as-a-drive when it came out and offered people 1GB of storage. I remember someone wrote a driver that cut your data up and stored it as email attachments.

[-] OwOarchist@pawb.social 7 points 4 months ago

Back when I was on reddit, I remember finding some obscure subreddits that only had one approved poster and every post was filled to the brim with nothing but hexadecimal.

In theory, any website that allows you to post things could be used as a storage drive...

[-] aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 months ago

Hex is somewhat curiously an extremely poor encoding when you have access to unicode

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[-] kalpol@lemmy.ca 13 points 4 months ago

Someone had a filesystem using gmail once

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[-] dan@upvote.au 7 points 4 months ago

The joy of FUSE is that anyone can make a file system pretty easily.

[-] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 146 points 4 months ago

You just gotta love the "do not hallucinate" part of that prompt, which is like taking a person tripping balls on LSD, and telling them "now hear this, I want you to only tell me facts, and I do not want you to hallucinate!"

Good luck with THAT.

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 55 points 4 months ago

Clanker equivalent of telling an angry spouse to stop overreacting.

[-] hayvan@piefed.world 21 points 4 months ago

It's like telling a six sided die to roll 6 before rolling it.

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[-] pulsewidth@lemmy.world 125 points 4 months ago

I've been unable to replicate this issue.

I have the exact same build except my network card is an official Playstation 2 network adapter. Try replacing the LLM.

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[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 101 points 4 months ago

I've got the same setup but I found the issue wasn't the hardware but a driver conflict with my Nintendo Gameboy Printer. I was able to rollback and get it working fine.

[-] jdr@lemmy.ml 12 points 4 months ago

Where did you roll back toยฟ

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
[-] Cellari@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

The president called. They want you to be their technical advisor

[-] mech@feddit.org 50 points 4 months ago

That's odd, Debian should run on that without issues.

[-] OwOarchist@pawb.social 46 points 4 months ago

Probably the LLM cosplaying as an ethernet card. Everything else should work fine with Debian.

[-] tensorpudding@lemmy.world 41 points 4 months ago
[-] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 29 points 4 months ago

Idk, I just tried it on a similar set up (I don't have networking per se, just two pigeons with flash drives).

Works perfectly.

Maybe check the stability of gerbils in the PSU.

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[-] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 28 points 4 months ago

Must be a bug on Debian side. That's all common hardware, so you can just rely on someone else to report it and you'll be back up in a day or 2.

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[-] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 23 points 4 months ago

they obviously didn't RTFM, specifically section 6.4. Loading Missing Firmware

but actually I'm not sure where to find the TNT drivers for Linux anymore... https://www.nvidia.com/en-us/drivers/riva-drivers/ has them for OS/2 and BeOS but no Linux ๐Ÿค”

edit: ok so https://www.nvidia.com/en-us/drivers/details/21931/ has it for i386 Linux, OP can probably just ask their ethernet LLM to port it to rv128

[-] kamen@lemmy.world 23 points 4 months ago

Not sure if satire or an actual question.

[-] notthebees@reddthat.com 6 points 4 months ago

Very much satire

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago

Don't let your dreams be dreams

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 19 points 4 months ago

Giving the error so much attention is collapsing its wave function. Try ignoring it for a few days and see if it doesn't sort itself out.

[-] mlg@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago

ZFS RAID2

I assume they mesnt RAID-Z2 but I'd like to think they actually meant a ZFS array built on top of an obselete RAID 2 of cloud accounts lol

[-] DokPsy@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

Definitely meant the second one because it's way funnier

[-] volore@scribe.disroot.org 17 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

yes, the problem is you did not sacrifice a live goat while mercury is in retrograde and github is down, as is custom for digital magic and necromancy.

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[-] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

wait does risc-v firmware for the crusoe actually exist? that sounds fun

[-] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 months ago

I'm sure this is funny.

[-] khannie@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

The Riva line were absolute bangers tbh. Mad props to the driver developers who were always playing catch-up on the hardware (mad props to the hardware designers implied) but always delivered the goods. I honestly hope they're rich AF.

[-] zilouge@feddit.nu 11 points 4 months ago

The TNT cards doesnt have SLI right? Change to some voodoos and you should be golden.

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[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

Skill issue, obviously.

[-] akunohana@piefed.blahaj.zone 9 points 4 months ago

Recompile the kernel with CONFIG_WTF=y and Bob's your uncle.

[-] lime@feddit.nu 8 points 4 months ago

yeah no mmu

[-] snooggums@piefed.world 8 points 4 months ago
[-] Carmakazi@piefed.social 8 points 4 months ago

Idling 2005 Saturn Ion on a salvage title.

[-] Eldritch@piefed.world 7 points 4 months ago

I legit have a transmeta Crusoe. But its stock ๐Ÿ˜† I need to find a good IDE to SATA adapter to replace the dead HD in it and get it to boot.

[-] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 months ago

Missing potato?!

[-] farmgineer@nord.pub 6 points 4 months ago

Apple sauce is not a universal replacement for eggs! ... huh? Oh, force of habit. Also, the requirements clearly state Apollo-era core rope memory.

[-] bss03@infosec.pub 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

The live image requires more RAM than that. Try the installer-only media (not the netboot).

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