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[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 81 points 2 months ago

Man, that neighborhood really went to shit. Whole town did, honestly. I blame Reagan.

[-] lemmyng@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

Man, as always, gentrification turns these upstanding neighborhoods into shit.

[-] Shortrib@lemmy.world 46 points 2 months ago

This seems like trailer park stuff

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 33 points 2 months ago

He also had cars on the lawn for sale.

[-] pdxfed@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

It's Nero. We can only hope suicide is also in the cards before long, but there has never been a bigger egoist so unlikely.

[-] lemmyng@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago
[-] Montagge@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 months ago

Ain't no one trashier than rich people

[-] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

Wait this already happened? Says on June 5th. I didnt hear anything about it if thats the case.

[-] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago

14the, 5th is probably when the picture was taken.

[-] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Nah, there are two UFC 250s. UFC 250 happened on June 6th in Nevada. UFC FREEDOM 250 (celebrating 250 of confederation in the US) is happening on the 14th.

[-] brem@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

It's on the 16th, iirc

Building a stage for a sequel to a movie so beloved & referenced isn't easy. It has to look juuuust right.

Pool guy did a good job of ~~fellatio~~ facilitating the remolding of the swimmin' hole. President Mango Fluffyhands has seen to the East Wing set personally as well, which now stands as a symbol for democracy. Between naps, he even pulled the roses from the people's rose garden & paved it over with cement made from mysterious files.

I heard Kid Rock might even be in this one!

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago

16th is a Tuesday? Seems like an odd day.

Do they expect people to actually watch this shit? I guess the UFC crowd leans MAGA. But are they expecting non-maga people to watch this? Let me guess, CBS is covering it?

[-] phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

Its on Flag Day and the orange idiot's birthday. They said they wanted to do July 4 originally but later said the logistics didn't work out.

[-] brem@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

It's USA's 250th birthday which also coincides with president Wetbrain Chunkypant's 800th birthday

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago

I thought that was the 4th of July.

The date is actually in the name of the holiday itself.

[-] brem@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I think it has something to do with leap days?

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

It's the US Army's 250th

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

US Army's 250th birthday, not the country's

[-] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 months ago

I think you got the years wrong. Last year's parade was the army's 250. This year is the country. 1776 + 250 = 2026

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Well then he's just being an asshat as usual

[-] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It’s on the 16th, iirc

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UFC_Freedom_250

UFC events are on Sundays. It's the 14th.

[-] EffortlessGrace@piefed.social 2 points 2 months ago

I believe it's supposed to take place on Trump's 80th birthday, June 14th, which is also Flag Day in the United States.

[-] brem@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

First of all, his name is President Epstein File Redacted ,you can't legally say ~~his~~ it's name anymore.

Secondly, ~~he~~ it isn't turning 80. Chaos has existed since the beginning of our human journey. I made a joke about 800 a bit ago, but more like 800,000. This primordial essence of chaos, hate & greed has existed since the dawn of mankind & has manifested itself in many ways...

... currently, this voracious goop has chosen to present itself as an old fat orange person with the world's smallest pp & brains, prone to poopin' when tired, scared or bored. Terrible hair to the point of self-conscious surgery, it has resulted to insulting those who are trying to help or belong. When threatened, it will pretend to be injured or attacked.

[-] witheyeandclaw@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

3 baby mamas that we know of.

[-] lemmyng@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

3 baby mamas if you don't count the thousands of underage ones.

[-] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

do they count as baby mamas if the babies were murdered?

[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

The plural of baby mama is babies mama. It's like courts martial or attorneys general.

[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

White Trash Baroque

[-] einlander@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

He's a trap queen.

[-] Tronn4@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Jet fuel cant melt steel beams but I bet drone with explosives can make that shit come down

[-] schwim@piefed.zip 5 points 2 months ago

Quintessential white trash.

[-] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 months ago

The White House is the rock house. Uncle Sam the mother fucking pusher man
What do I gotta do to make you understand? Spit it on a beat by Timbaland?

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

June 5th?

I wasn’t going to watch this anyway, but did I miss it?

[-] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 months ago

🎶 SWEET HOME ALABAMA!🎶

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I’m honestly amazed the structure isn’t gold plated

[-] plantfanatic@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Where the peasants can see?

[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Don’t worry guys. This is the finale to idiocracy. It’s gonna get better from here.

[-] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

Are they really celebrating 250 years of history with UFC fights? It's so perfect. I just expect someone opens fire somehow. No, I do not wish for this to happen, but we all know it may happen.

[-] flandish@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

that caption. ugh. is the match on june 5? or was the pic taken june 5?

[-] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Tactical nuke as long as Cheeto Chimp is ring side.

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