Bisexual - You’re over 35

Pansexual - You’re under 35

Omnisexual - You’ve spent way more time thinking about your sexuality than getting laid

Demisexual - You’re way more queer than you’re ready to admit.

Sapiosexual - You’re a straight guy trying to impress the cute barista by seeming cool and intellectual. You are failing. Or you are a woman on a dating app trying to stop the endless flood of low-effort “sup” introductions. You are also failing.

Edit: Forgot one!

Heteroflexible - Willing to touch someone of the same gender sorta sexually for an audience if you think it means you’ll get a threesome later.

A bisexual is a pansexual who's had enough of kitchen jokes

Being a lover of cast iron cookware, I identify as pansexual.

I just like the bisexual flag colors better.

I learned long ago whether someone told me they were pan or bi, it took absolutely zero effort on my part to accept and agree with them.

Sure you're bi/pan, but are you a unicorn, because my fiancée and I really like your vibe.

Wait, wait, wait, pansexual is when you have a love for wide screen photography, right?

What do the columns, the stalactite-stalagmites grow from in this analogy.

Best explanation I've heard yet.

This is a character written by a straight-ish enby webcomic author, but I like how Ruth from Dumbing of Age phrased her pansexuality:

"I don't care how someone's shaped."

I'm bi and there's a lot of objectively attractive people I do not give a dang about. I am not into everyone who's hot or interesting or has a great personality. I just don't care about gender, specifically. Could you pull off a skirt? Great, whatever's beneath it is negotiable.

The difference is that the pans got the better flag colors.

I just thought pansexuals didn't exclude furries.