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[–] loke@fedia.io 208 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

It's not even fair. Bosina and Herzegovina has to play against 50 states at the same time.

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 50 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Also funny: Bosnia and Herzegovina has almost exactly a 100th of the population of the USA.

3,412,000 vs. 341,784,857

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That's almost the same population ratio as Cape Verde (526,000) and Argentina (46 million).

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Amazing. Here's more crazy statistics: that's almost exactly the ratio of the annual fuel energy consumption of a Cummins 6.7 (93,600 MJ) to your mom's yearly cig intake (88 MJ).

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At least the "United" part is a scam.

[–] Hond@piefed.social 118 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

It would be so fucking funny if B&H could play with 22 players because of some airbud like loophole in the rulebook.

[–] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 46 points 3 weeks ago

There’s nothing in the rulebook against … 22 dogs on the team.

[–] huppakee@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago

Imagine them trying, having 2 goalies as well

[–] PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip 13 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

UK plays with 44, if all of its 4 sub-countries qualify for a tournament.

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[–] Fortatech@gregtech.eu 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is the first time i saw someone write B&H for Bosnia.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Can't decide if B&H is a posh ladies wear shop, or a railroad.....

[–] bisby@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

https://www.bhphotovideo.com/ it's a photography/technology store

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[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 72 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Two old men sitting on a bench. One asks: "Are you going to watch the football game tonight?"
"Who's playing," the other asks back.
"Austria-Hungary," the first man answers.
"And who will they play against?"

[–] 5ibelius9insterberg@feddit.org 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Da ist mir wohl jemand zuvorgekommen…

[–] nullspace@lemmy.world 55 points 3 weeks ago

50 countries in a trench coat.

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 44 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

oNlY 90s kIDs WiLl rEmEMbER

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

pouring out a Tito's vodka... 🥲

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[–] carrylex@lemmy.world 39 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Why do 50 states, Washington D.C., Puerto Rico and some unincorporated islands play against a country.

That sounds very unfair...

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Wait until you learn about France! 1,300 islands!

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[–] farmgineer@nord.pub 34 points 3 weeks ago

Replace the US with Trinidad and Tobago and it should be an equal match.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 26 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Mediveal kings declaring war against Austria-Hungary and Polish-Lithuanian commonwealth be like:

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 24 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Wars have been fought over that 'and'

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

As a Czech, you already know that but the brief democratic Czecho—Slovak Federation (1989-1992) also had a "Hyphen war" (actually just an argument) where Slovakia was not content with the longest dash available and wanted an "and" in the middle, breaking grammatical rules. Greater disagreements later resulted in the countries' peaceful dissolution on New Year's Eve 1992.

But the languages are different enough to be distinct despite being largely mutually understandable (you can use Slovak in Czech courts to this day). This means there is no embarrassing doubling or tripling of legally required text like with Slovenian & Not Slovenian & Legally Distinct Not Slovenian.

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[–] grozzle@lemmy.zip 21 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

And the UK plays as four separate teams.

More, if you include Isle of Man, Gibraltar, etc...

[–] dellish@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

And in a way they do. Both England and Scotland qualified for the world cup this year.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The isle of man must be shit considering they have such a small population to pick from

[–] Brownie@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean, if he survived on the isle all on his own for this long, maybe he is very strong at football

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 weeks ago

My greatest respects to Mr. Man

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[–] Una@europe.pub 20 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Wait till they find out B&H has 3 presidents their mind will be blown.

[–] TheRealKuni@piefed.social 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

And none of them are orange, you say?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Interesting. No orange presidents. That sounds lovely

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[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (6 children)

I really try to reach beyond my mediocre American education on international affairs. I'm ashamed to say this one will be a Google for me.

[–] Gregers@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Not gonna have a pleasant read

[–] JensSpahnpasta@feddit.org 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Which is also quite interesting that you haven't heard of that country. The american military has been bombing it in the 90s.

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 5 points 3 weeks ago

We remember blowing up Bosnia, vaguely, but they never said the "and" on the news.

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[–] PrimeErective@startrek.website 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I am from Bosnia, take me to Herzegovina

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[–] namingthingsiseasy@programming.dev 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

So it will be 11 vs. 22? Or will there be three nets on the field in a triangle?

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[–] pedrobear@altgag.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

It checks out.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

United states? Man how many states they gotta play against?

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

How about Trinidad and Tobago, though?

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[–] SalamiDommie@lemmus.org 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

If other countries wanted a better chance against the US they wouldn't allow us to compete as one and would make us compete as states.

In which case FL and CA would take over everything.

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