It's also extremely alpha male to leave a ring around the nipple because that part hurts too much.
this post was submitted on 21 Jul 2026
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That hurts so fucking much.... I didnt look like an "alpha" while getting my nipple done. I looked like a little crybaby and all artists in the shop watched in horror and exitement.
The point isn't about body shaming. It's about the double standards that the OP is trying point out (regardless of whether the image is real or not).
Right right so lemmy explain this to you
This part is about you (or anyone) making comments about peoples bodies regardless of your intentions
This part is about how much Andrew Tate gives a shit about your (or anyone's) opinion (not that he'll ever even see it)
And this final part is about your (or anyone's) friends, family, community members, etc being the ones you're (or anyone's) actually affecting with your shitty comments
Hope that clears it up. Lmk if not!
Why am i being subjected to seeing this idiot
No wonder he went after kids
They will probably say he's not guilty of rape because his dick is too small for penetration.
Ohhh so that's why he's into kids
Am I the only person that's seeing a camel toe?
Wait, no Banana for scale?
Misogyny Barbie®
He's so alpha that he's unstable, missing features, and prone to crashing.
He looks vibe coded
Okay, I’m a grower, not a shower, but even I would leave an outline in something that tight.
Oh, and fuck you for making me look at his crotch.
thats lots, and lots, of steroids for you.
Bro, you don't tactical tuck?
It's the latest alpha big dick energy fad that I just made up.
Funny because this is generally more of a femboy/transgirl move... who doesn't like surprises?
... this has to be shopped, right?
He can't actually be a eunuch, right?
I'd make more displacement than that while unconscious and not dreaming, in a blizzard...
Arbys called. Where's the meat?
Yeah I think this is photoshopped actually. Can't be real. Women have bigger bulges than this.
You can tuck in your dick and you can tuck in your balls, but you can't tuck all three of them in at the same time.
Yeah I agree with you, this just actually does not make sense unless he's a Ken Doll.
Bro literally has no balls.
Yeah, you can tuck, or maybe have a micropeen ... but he would have had to actually lose his balls, which is simply too on the nose insane for me to entertain for the serial rapist king of the manopshere.
And also yeah... any... basically woman that's actually a woman, that's gone through puberty, would also have more of a bulge than this.
Have you ever watched Drag Race?
Steroids make some things big
And some things small
The testicles actually go up into your body when tucked properly. So there's room for sure.
He's an innie, not an outie.
This explains so much.
Andrew No-tater
Bro, wheres your dick? My shit would be falling out the sides and im not even that big.
Why misogynist have giant placenta tattoo?