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🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹Eels!🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹
Findin an entrance where they can
My baby’s got the bends…
There's a man in that couch!
SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT
Best advice I ever received as a new dad. Sleep when the baby sleeps. No one more round of halo, no let me get this one chore done. Just go to sleep
I believe it! He's already screaming so much before he's even here! So hard to sleep, but I love my lil guy.
my god it's full of stars
Lookin' like the space fetus from 2001: A Space Odyssey.
Looks pretty human , congratulations
You’re also going to be its first victim.
I'm so sorry about the BBD diagnosis.
I hear Benjamin did really great things before he got too young, though!
Udraeeeeaaaa
Couple years and it'll be a tater tot.
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Their name is clearly destined to be Thomas
this post was submitted on 22 Jul 2026
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