The more I hear from "it needs to be historically accurate" dweebs the more I realize they think "historically accurate" is whatever they've seen from Hollywood before. Guaranteed most of them thought of the movie Troy with Brad Pitt as their "historical" source.
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I wouldn't mind watching a full movie in a language I don't understand.
I watched Spermagadeon in Norwegian (no subtitles) and seeing the evil sperm do a musical villain speech as they turn into iron man, with no context, is amazing.
I made a similar joke in another thread about how many people complaining about body shapes in The Odyssey would be surprised about the existence of twinks in ancient Greece.
The royal fuck-toys, I think the historically accurate term is
That's a great name for a band...
all this drama has done is remind me I’m old at 47. I have no idea who Elliot Page is, but will see the movie and decide if i like it or not anyway.
He played the pregnant lady in Juno.
Now THAT'S range.
Oh Juno! That was a hit when it came out. Cool! Good sountrack, iirc. Thanks!
as for black Helen... Elon needs to consult a map, Africa was always a short boat ride away.

Don't be obtuse. Sahara was a thing back then as well
North Africa contained some of the most fertile areas in the Mediterranean in ancient times.
And you think nobody ever lived there?
Maps are too clear cut for Elon. He only talks about big amorphous topics so it's harder to see what an absolute spanner he is.
This is no place for a hobbit!
Thats because Page is a vegan
Is that like the ancient greek too?
No, because Greek salad had cheese in it.