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[-] Dookieman12@piefed.social 57 points 1 month ago

That reminds me of the post about OP hooking up with an aussie girl who told him, "I'm on the rag so you'll hafta chuck it in me dumpah."

[-] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 38 points 1 month ago

I don’t remember that episode of Bluey.

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

It was in the Granny episode outtakes.

[-] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

It's banned in most western countries

[-] postman@literature.cafe 17 points 1 month ago

I heard it differently:

"I'm a bit bloody but you can burst me shitter, if ya loike."

[-] d41@startrek.website 17 points 1 month ago

How do you feel about minge?

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 10 points 1 month ago

The character from the Simpsons?

[-] lividweasel@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago
[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 month ago

I remember this episode.

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 month ago

With my hands usually.

[-] watson387@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 month ago

Oprah's minge?

[-] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

The merciless?

[-] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Missing an extra "r" varjoiner

[-] khannie@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Ah here. Australians don't pronounce R's.

Harbour = haabaa.

[-] teslekova@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago

Yeah. Vagoinah is more like it. We sound a bit like a Bostonian got into a teleportation accident with a Cockney newsboy.

[-] dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Thank you for that visual!

[-] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I was going by the "naur" instead of "no" that you sometimes hear

[-] khannie@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Ah I was just slagging :) but yeah I hear you

[-] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Naur you dont!

[-] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 14 points 1 month ago

ffs it's spelt vagynoir, yanks... always have to change the King's English, first colour and now me sheilas minge !

[-] LemmyPlaceDN@europe.pub 3 points 1 month ago

Vagé Noir?

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Now I have the urge to hear an Aussie pronounce tits ass boobs dicks but I'll probably regret it afterwards

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Was it an Australian man or was it Trey Parker in BASEketball?

"I speak Australian."

grabs Squeak, flips him around and exposes his ass

"Vogoiner!"

[-] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Awww that wasn’t a gay joke, it was an Australian joke, Ref!?

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 month ago
[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 month ago

If serious: I think you'd like it.

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago
[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 month ago
[-] Tiral@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Crazy. I met this Australian chick at a bar once in the US, she whispered in my ear and I almost didn't need to take her home....

If I didn't meet my wife shortly after that I would immigrate there asap.

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